Simmons has recently discovered that a lot of weird things are happening at home for no apparent reason.
For example, the box of instant noodles I had the day before yesterday disappeared.
The underwear thrown on the sofa was washed and put back in the closet
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Simmons began to doubt life: Have I lost my memory or seen a ghost?
She was thinking about it as she lay on the bed and fell asleep.
She had an incredible dream,
In her dream, she actually saw a well-dressed man appearing at home. This man also helped her with housework.
Early the next morning, Simmons rubbed the stray hairs on his head, dragged his size 37 tiger slippers and went to lie down on the sofa.
Looking at the wide-eyed paparazzi on the balcony, he shouted: "Juanjuan, come here to mom."
The paparazzi turned their heads away, not wanting to look at this sloppy and lazy woman at all.
Simmons lay slumped on the sofa, recalling last night's dream, and muttered to himself: "Is this a reminder that I should find a man?"
The paparazzi's ears not far away moved, revealing its fierce teeth.
That night, Simmons dragged his tired body, and as soon as he opened the door, he was pulled to the shoe cabinet by a force, "Who are you!" Simmons trembled.
"Ha." The man's hoarse voice sounded, and then he said with a dark face: "Mom?"
Simmons' eyes widened with disbelief on his face.
When did I have such a big son!
Wait, my dog is smashing rolls!
————After the founding of the People's Republic of China, I couldn't become a sperm, but my dog became a sperm. What should I do? Ask online! Quite urgent! !
An imaginative article written by an idiot author.
Proceed with caution, proceed with caution!