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"His Little Cherry" Copywriting
Summer is full of cherries/you are the sweetest one
Copywriting one:
Xia Ying shares her daily Weibo account with an active troll
User 752833
Xia Ying: Very satisfied with the test results: D
Gangjing: Not the first →_→
Until one day, the prostitute sent her a private message:
As long as you let me win once, I will become a fan.
――What reward?
——Kiss me, I will give you the first place, and I will give it to you for the rest of my life.
Copywriting two:
At the beginning of the second year of high school, Yu Zhi, the master of science at Mingxia No. 1 Middle School, had a furry little classmate: "Such a small lump is in the way."
"It's so annoying to smile silly all day long."
The whole class is guessing how long Yu Zhi can endure it
Friend: "If he can endure it for a week, I will swallow the chair live."
Later, I saw Yu Zhi greeting his deskmate:
"Is the milk tea hot? Will the yogurt be too sweet?"
"Don't eat what others buy for you. It's so cute!"
Friend: "Can I choose to be swallowed by a chair??"
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After the results of the World University Mathematics League are out
Late autumn university official blog——
Warmly congratulate Yu Zhi from our school for winning the gold medal with the only perfect score in the league and bringing glory to his alma mater @user 752833
I have been hanging on Weibo for several days and there has been no response.
A group of students:
"Oh my god, the boss's Weibo ID is so old. Is it a zombie account?? You don't even forward it??"
"Guan Bo Aite didn't ask before. It's a bit embarrassing that he didn't respond now!"
Later, someone followed Weibo and discovered that the boss actually knows how to comment and like:
[Little Cherry, I miss you too today]
[The magnolia flowers you took recently are so beautiful:)]
Oh, it turns out that he uses Weibo to only interact with his wife! ! !
·Witty and cute little fairy x arrogant and coquettish little wolfdog
·Double academic master
·Semi-overhead
·Healing sweet article~
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#shock! The stable first place finally failed Liao#
One hundred percent sweet!
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Text copy
Original title: "The flag I set up fell down again"
"A secret love? A secret love is probably like strawberries. Strawberries are suitable for a person to eat secretly. A secret love is suitable for me to secretly feel my heart alone."
——Song Sheng's Diary
Copywriting one:
Someone asked Song Sheng, "What is your relationship with Jiang Hui?"
Student Song Sheng gave the official answer: "We are pure socialist classmates."
Suddenly one day, a photo of the two as a couple was posted on WeChat Moments.
Everyone asked them what was going on?
Jiang Hui was unashamed in his words: "We actively responded to the country's call and worked hard to solve the problem of socialist successors!"
Copywriting two:
Classmate Song Sheng likes to set up flags every day:
"The nervous system will definitely be tested at the end of the anatomy period!"
"You can definitely wait for the finale of "Qin Shi Mingyue"!"
Until one day she, a talented artist, boldly raised the flag:
"There is absolutely no possibility for me and Jiang Hui!"
Afterwards, the weak, pitiful and helpless boy was held in Jiang Huai's arms and was not allowed to run away:
"I heard that all the flags you set up fell down?"
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When I lose 100 pounds, I will confess to Jiang Hui.
Song Shengli's flag fell again and again, but only this time he fell willingly.
Also known as "I finally gave up on studying medicine" and "Did Jiang Hui get scared today?"
Clinical Pipi Shrimp x Little Sun from the Department of Physics
Two-way secret love/healing system
ps: Shadiao University campus novel, the female protagonist has a growth type, a slow-burning daily life
Intention:
It's so awesome! ! ! Hope to add more!