[Completed, the new article "Can I Get Married Today" is being serialized]
Professor Lin from Linshan University has always been self-sufficient and has always seemed to dedicate his life to academics.
During the lecture, the students' questions were more difficult than the others.
Student 1: Professor Lin, you are over thirty and still haven't fallen in love. Is there any hidden problem?
Professor Lin frowned: I love...
Student 1 took the words and burst into tears: Woohoo! You love academics, right? This persistence is so touching! I will definitely listen to the professor's teachings and study hard!
Professor Lin finished slowly: "My wife is sleeping in the back."
At the back of the classroom, there was a girl sleeping on the table.
*
One day after they got married, the two had a big quarrel. Cheng Lu got so angry that he slammed the door and left.
Professor Lin was worried at home and was defeated after a while, but Cheng Lu couldn't get through on the phone and couldn't find anyone when he went out to look for him.
Professor Lin suddenly had 100 pieces of news about missing women running through his mind, and he called the police.
One phone call.
"Comrade police, my wife is missing. She had a quarrel with me this morning and we went out. There is no news now. Her name is Cheng Lu..."
On the other end of the phone, a police comrade shouted at the top of his lungs: "Sister Lu! Your husband is here to report missing!"
…
"Are you wrong?" Cheng Lu's voice came from the mobile phone.
There was a group of eavesdroppers around.
Professor Lin: "..."
The police comrade passed the message on his behalf: "Sister Lu said that she is very angry. If you don't take the initiative to admit your mistake, she will not come back."
Later, the two reconciled, and Professor Lin wrote a thousand-word self-reflection letter with neat handwriting and every word expressing his sincerity.
Demining:
It's all made up. Don't substitute it into reality.
It's just nonsense, no writing and no logic.
Reject personal attacks
Serving Guide:
Strong and fierce police girl x veteran cadre professor who loves brainstorming
Sweetness max
Updated at 6am
short essay
Pre-receipt of the next book: "My Girlfriend Is Too Sweet" Sweet and delicious young lady x drama star Xiaobaihua school bully
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Xie Linyi, the young master of the Xie family, was lawless and domineering, and no one in the entire No. 2 Middle School dared to provoke him.
Later, when he learned that he had a baby kiss, he sneered coldly: "If she dares to come, I will let her leave No. 2 Middle School crying."
Friends: Brother Lin is mighty!
…
Xia Chan saw her little baby kiss for the first time and felt that he was really miserable.
He lives alone, looks cold, and has a group of fierce people blocking him in a corner!
Xia Chan couldn't bear it anymore and stood in front of Xie Linyi without hesitation, saying righteously: "If you bully him again, I will beat you up!"
Xie Linyi raised his eyebrows, looked at Xia Chan, and smiled.
Everyone watching:...?
How could they dare to bully Brother Lin!
Later, people in the No. 2 Middle School discovered that the arrogant and domineering Xie Linyi had changed his gender. Whenever a new transfer student stood behind him with an angry look on his face, he always liked to catch his classmates, stare at them and say to them: "Why are you bullying me again?"
At this time, the little transfer student waved his little hands and said he wanted to beat someone.
The boss, Xie Linyi, standing behind the transfer student, looked weak, pitiful and innocent.
*
At a gathering of friends, friends laughed: "Brother Lin, this is your little baby girl. She looks quite stupid. She actually thinks you are a weakling? When will she be kicked out of No. 2 Middle School?"
Xie Linyi shook his legs but said nothing.
The next day, someone witnessed with their own eyes that Xie Linyi was lying in front of the transfer student's desk, pretending to be weak and said: "I don't know this question yet, can you explain it to me again?"
The transfer student rubbed his head and said, "I'll tell you, but you can't cry."
My friends were shocked.
Brother Lin, wake up! You are not a weak little white flower!
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