[I am recovering from illness and cannot update in a short period of time. I am applying for V relief. I am very sorry for the delay. I will fill in the gaps if I have the opportunity in the future]
[Preliminary collection of the column "Clutching My Vest Every Day" and "I Became the Lord of the World After Being Captured" Please collect~]
-
After the college entrance examination, Cen An's parents, who had honeymooned in Antarctica, suddenly came back.
"Child, you have grown up, it's time to tell you a secret."
"Actually, you are billionaires, and I have a fortune of several hundred million to inherit?"
"No, actually we are immortals who have run away from home. It's time to send you back to cultivate as immortals."
-
A strange non-spiritual student came to the Cultivation Academy.
When the canteen was robbed, he waved his hand and arranged a 360-degree surveillance camera for the kitchen;
When learning how to make alchemy, he took out an iron pot, put in the alchemy ingredients, and performed a skillful flip of the pot on the spot;
When planting spiritual herbs, he drove a tractor, plowed and sown the fields in front of the spiritual medicine teacher;
When a friend school came to visit, he vigorously promoted exchanges between the two schools and advocated putting magic elective courses on the course selection list;
…
The only trouble this student with a special background had in the college was that his classmates were too enthusiastic, so he had to put up a warning sign in front of his desk:
"No onlookers, please don't feed. Everyone is responsible for protecting rare species."
-
On a certain video website, there is a lifestyle up owner who often shares his experiences at the Cultivation Academy.
Netizens all believe that this up player who has not passed the second stage of high school has an interesting soul.
So everyone pretended that there was such a cultivation academy, created an atmosphere to support him, and played his role to cooperate with him.
Until one day, while this up was live broadcasting, a UFO suddenly flashed behind him.
The up owner turned around and shouted angrily: "Which bastard violated the air traffic regulations and wielded a sword on the spiritual field?"
"This is a no-fly zone!"
Netizens:? ?
HE, I talk nonsense about cultivation, non-fighting upgrades
Essential campus literature, lots of daily life, sand sculptures and lots of campus fun
-
Pre-collection 1: "Clutching the Vest Every Day"
Xie Xilang, the boss of the Infinite Administration, retired honorably and was thrown into an ordinary Infinite world to retire.
The ghost of the subway handed him a free travel ticket, the shadow lingering in the library replenished his spiritual food, and the alien clinging to the ceiling with twisted limbs decorated his room.
He builds a cozy home in a haunted building.
Until he met a player who mistakenly entered the infinite world, and was shamefully tempted.
What to do? The opponent is powerless, should I cooperate?
When the blood-stained skeleton in the laboratory came towards them, Xie Xilang, disguised as a player, said: "Ah! How scary!"
Bloody Skeleton:…
Thank you. My last head was still used as a vase at your house.
-
Yan Shuqi, a professional in unlimited dungeon speedrunning, retired and changed his job, and mingled among the players as a hidden NPC.
Until he met a player who was too weak to take care of himself.
What to do? Suddenly I no longer wanted to follow the plot.
-
Later, the two met on the road leading to a certain big boss.
One person was carrying a bundle of arms, the other a head.
Xie Xilang hid the bundle of arms behind his back and laughed dryly: "What a coincidence, it turns out you are here too."
Yan Shuqi: "... Your hand fell off."
----
Pre-collection 2: "Become a master of editing in the world of Kexue"
Liu Zhe, an outstanding employee of the Dimensional Administration, was thrown into the world of Kexue. His mission is to capture the wonderful moments of this world and produce a video projection for high-dimensional humans to watch, in order to obtain one-click three-link.
He works hard and rushes to shoot materials every day:
A rooftop where whiskey cannibalize itself
Rai raised his gun and pointed it at the cat-eyed young man in front of him.
Yanagisawa said: "Wait! Wait for me to set up the camera first. Come on, Rai, your expression will be more fierce, and Scotland, your expression will be more resolute. Do you want me to provide you with some profound and classic pretentious lines?"
Cabin 72 of the Ferris wheel about to explode
The cabin door was suddenly opened in mid-air
Yanagawa said: "Quick, quick, hurry up! Officer Matsuda, please pay attention to the direction of the white smoke, put your pose in place, and let me find a good angle."
Inside Café Polo
A certain blond young man showed a business smile.
Yanagisawa responded: "Come on, come on, I've called all the high school girls nearby! Everyone gathered Mr. Amuro in the middle and took a group photo together."
Underworld editing, burning editing, stepping on points, misunderstandings... Yanagisawa, who can master various styles, is fully blossoming and highly productive, and soon became a three-time well-known up master.
One day, the boss of the Dimensional Administration suddenly contacted him: "Here, there is a slight mistake in the work of our administration."
Yanagawa responded: "Is the problem serious?"
Boss: "It's not serious, it's easy to solve."
Liu Zhe said: "Huh - that's good."
Boss: "I just accidentally synchronized the video into this dimension, so..."
[Building, cardboard, window. Jpg]
Run away——
Liu Zhe, who heard the knock on his door:...
Boss, you're too late!
Help--!
—
A certain real wine played a song on demand [Gin/lyrics, killer or something, quit doing it! ], The long-haired brother is loaded with bullets and on his way to silence him.
The music player played [Group portrait/stepping point/A explosion, all members of the winery will teach you to step on the spot, and the whole process is high-energy], and all members of the waterworks will make their debut.
A police officer found his own face at the same time in [AMV/Edit/High Energy, To Those Heroes in the Dark] and couldn't help but clenched his fists.
Awakening, hunting time——
…
-
Next door is updating:
"Has player Ke Xue been banned today?" No cp
Next door finished article:
"Sorry, I am also an undercover GIN" No cp
"A food delivery career that started with one person and one motorcycle" cp270
Mission: Technology changes life