Hot and sexy x Cold outside and hot inside
Talk about what happens when two passionate people get together.
So we have the following silly conversation routine:
1.
Shan Sen (Erkang's hand): Xiu'er, is that you?
Xiu'er: It's me! I'm single! Only when the mountains have no edges and the heaven and earth are in harmony can I dare to be with you.
Shan Sen: Xiuer!
Xiuer: Single!
2.
Xiuer: With your name, I will never find a partner.
Shan Sen: You are Xiu'er and I am single. Aren't we a match made in heaven? Talented and beautiful, a perfect match. A perfect match made in heaven.
Inspirational x No lower limit on IQ x Constant operation x Just be happy and it will be over
Hahahahaha, I have wanted to try this kind of writing for a long time, so I will leave it here for now, dig a hole to die, and escape.