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Two roommates who thought they were straight and disliked each other unknowingly turned into real gays in the eyes of others.
Crowd: Why are you two the kissing contest champions? ?
Chen Lu: The first prize is a PS4. If you kiss, you will win one. Can you make a lot of money?
Crowd: Why is Zhou Qi your screensaver? ! !
Chen Lu: This guy wards off evil spirits! With him as a screensaver, I eat chicken every day!
Crowd: Who grew the little strawberries on your neck?
Chen Lu: Zhou Qi.
Crowd:…………………………………………
Chen Lu: That's to make me look less pitiful on Singles' Day! ! ! ! What's that look in your eyes? Listen to me clearly! We are both straight!
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