How can an unruly elder subdue the little devil?
Surrender is impossible, it is impossible to surrender in this life, unless...
The little devil obeyed and said, "Uncle, I, I have stopped smoking."
Someone was pretending to be stupid: "Ah, it's good to quit smoking, it's good to quit smoking! You are sensible..."
Little Devil: "What's the reward?" His eyes sparkled with anticipation.
Someone said "Uh..."
The excited little devil said, "Okay, I'm willing to be your girlfriend!"
Someone: "..." Did I say something? Forget it, it's the little cabbage that I watched grow up, and he won't be happy if he's humped by other pigs…