Passerby A: Hey, hey, hey! I heard that the shameless Taoist priest came after our city lord again. (Quietly)
Passerby B:?_>`I'll be a good boy! Why is this melon boy here again?
Passerby A: No, you must be attracted by our cool, handsome and lovely city lord.
Passerby B: Tsk tsk tsk! I see, he definitely can't catch up (pouts)
As a result... A few days later, the city lord got married to a Taoist priest. Pa, pa, pa, pa, tsk, tsk~ This slap in the face is really loud.
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Ahem, cough, cough, let's get down to something more formal:
Bai Qi is a notorious villain in the underworld and the childhood nightmare of countless ghost dolls.
Ghost Mom: "Don't cry! If you cry again, Bai Qi will come to our house for dinner!"
Bai Qi spread his hands helplessly, "Oh, wasn't it just that I went to a restaurant to have a meal and didn't pay for it?"
Restaurant owner: "You just didn't pay me? Haha... Look, I was beaten so hard that my mother didn't even recognize me when I got home. And Boss Li, Boss Wang, Boss Du... Were beaten so hard that they didn't even dare to open the business."
One day, a certain city lord became very curious and approached Bai Qi while hiding his identity.