First of all, this is an old-fashioned cookie written when I was extremely bored. Copywriting is really important, but I can't write and I really can't write...
One day, Tang Linxi discovered that his second brother was finally going to kill him for the throne. However, the eldest brother was practicing outside and no one could help him, so: Tang Linxi: Wei Yeqing! Please help me!
Wei Yeqing:? ? ? Why? Who are you to me?
Tang Linxi (talking without hesitation): Whatever! Just help me!
Wei Yeqing:? ? ? ……Good.
After the dust settled, Wei Yeqing suddenly remembered that he hadn't asked for his reward yet...
Then: Wei Yeqing: Your Majesty, when do you plan to marry me?
Tang Linxi:? When did I say I would marry you?
Wei Yeqing: (laughing but not saying anything)
Tang Linxi:? ? ?
Intention: Do not commit suicide.