[Posted on glutinous rice balls]
I'm dead.
I'm dead again.
Yes, I'm still dead.
It's either a dagger or a knife, and there are also axes and chopsticks. What on earth have I done? You want to waste sleep and food and persist in stabbing me again and again? !
My name is Enjiu Bian, and I am the mountain king of Piaomiao Peak. My dream is to find (several) beautiful men to be the village's husband, but I don't know since when, I always encounter some inexplicable things. As mentioned above, I always get stabbed again and again.
An old man who claimed to be an immortal said that I had sinned in my previous life and needed to pay off my debts in this life. If I collected ninety-nine swords, my merits would be complete.
I just want to say, who are you bluffing?