Beast Master's Life on Earth

Yan Hemian, the once all-powerful beast master, brought his contracted beast to the earth. Due to the compression of his power, he saw his big cat turned into a kitten. He dug into his pockets, which were cleaner than his face, and looked at the kittens waiting for feeding. He was still a black man, and he felt a little sad. In order to eat and raise her cubs, Yan Hemian embarked on the path of becoming a graphic model. Hearing that the salary for taking photos with beasts was extremely high, Yan Hemian was eager to try it. He looked at the big lion with an indifferent expression: Beast? The big lion looked at him and fell into a ball: beast! Hearing that it was easy to make money on variety shows, Yan Hemian went there happily. Then all the venomous snakes and beasts in the zoo ran out, and all the guests were scared to death. He raised his eyelids and said, "Go back to the cage. You are blocking me from making money." Netizens: Fake, fake, all fake! The photo is P, and the variety show is designed. Don't put the vase out to make yourself look embarrassed. —— Recently, there is a cat that is very popular on the Internet. Although it is still a cub, its eyes are very cool. Netizens have expressed that they are so handsome that the cat makes them weak. One day, they suddenly discovered that the cat owner was the vase they scolded every day on the Internet. Netizens:… In order to make money, Yan Hemian kept pace with the times and started live broadcasting. He accidentally photographed his cat who was cleaning the house. Netizens were shocked: Is this a cat? This is a fucking dog! Looking at his cat's income and then his own income, Yan Hemian fell silent. ———— Pre-received article, please save it~ 1. Gudan's "The Married Husband Has Space" has been released Copywriting: Half a month ago, You Jingshu was the legitimate son of the prime minister, the first scholar in the imperial capital, and a proud man. Unexpectedly, the Sacred Heart is unpredictable. The building collapsed overnight and the whole family was sent back to their place of origin. The house leaked and it rained all night. You Jingshu was trying to save his little sister from the sea of ​​​​fire, but his legs were crushed by the beams. Fortunately, the fiancée's family kept their engagement. On their wedding night, You Jingshu lifted his red hijab, and the person in front of him turned out to be the joke of the imperial capital, his stupid brother-in-law! You Jingshu was so angry that he spurted out a mouthful of blood. Wen Lang, who had just regained his sanity after being stupid for many years: "..." Even if the daughter-in-law is a man, she is still a sick child. Not only is the family poor, but there are also elders and younger ones. Fortunately, he has the space in his hands to cure diseases, save people, and make a fortune. Villagers: "The You family is really miserable. The boss is a cripple and his wife is a fool." Then they saw Wen Lang carrying a roe deer back from the mountain, and then You Jingshu followed him up the mountain. And then, the You family became prosperous. The villagers said: "Brother Wen is really a prosperous man. He looks like he is easy to have children." Wen Lang: "I am a man." The villagers' eyes lit up: "What do you think of my brother/daughter?" You Jingshu: "If you try to break up a marriage, you will get kicked by a donkey." —— 2. The current version of "After Rebirth, I Became the Wife of a Rich Man" Copywriting: When Chen Xu was twelve years old, his parents gave him to the young head of the family, Si Ye, as their adopted son in order to join the Si family. Being young and ignorant, he was not afraid of this man who was respected by everyone. Si Ye touched his head and asked him to call him uncle. He did not recognize this son but kept him. This touch brought disaster to Chen Xu, and Si Ye's adopted son hated him and even killed him many years later. When he opened his eyes again, he returned to the night of his eighteenth birthday. This time he wanted to become the most favored child of the Si family and seek revenge. However, he accidentally used too much force and kissed Si Ye under the influence of alcohol. "Uncle, give me a birthday gift." "What do you want?" "You." Si Ye smiled, held him in his arms and kissed him, "Greedy child." Later, Si Ye took his hand and walked to his adopted son. "Call daddy" Purpose: To live hard in desperate situations