The Crying Bag's Guide to Love [Puishuo]

[——The next book will open "The Cannon Fodder Male Matching His Characters Are Falling Every Day", please collect it——] [Author Big Eye Software@quiet explorer Xi Feiyun will update the article with reminders for requests for leave~] [Demining: In the early stage of the attack, the sinister bird has a strong and poisonous tongue, but in the later stage, it is really fragrant and slaps in the face. A decent but non-traditional cookie. [*First make it public, then fall in love + Attack the strong and suffer the weak + There will be real incense/crematorium*] Luo Meng (second tone), Fei Yuyu (fourth tone) The little crybaby writer Luo Wei has difficulty communicating with others because of his developed tear ducts. He will burst into tears uncontrollably when he is slightly offended. So I have been single for nineteen years and have never had a boyfriend. He simply produced his own food and gave all his favorite character settings to Fei Yu, the male supporting actor in his novel. Because he loved this character so much, Luo Yao couldn't bear to let him be with anyone, so he made him the biggest villain in the whole story and added a sinister and vicious buff. Let him end up alone until the end, without finding any companion. As a result, once he entered the book, he turned out to be the protagonist in the novel, Meng Luomeng, who was targeted by the male costar Fei Yu! The protagonist Shou is in Fei Yu's eyes, but it is the biggest thorn in Fei Yu's side that prevents him from getting together with the protagonist Lin Feng. He gives the protagonist a setback every day just to make him die early and be reborn. Luo Wei: "..." I want to cry. On the first day after passing through, Luo Yao and Fei Yu collided head-on. The villain Fei Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, and his whole body was filled with air-conditioning. He looked at him as if he was considering where to strike, very fierce. Luo Crybao trembled all over, couldn't hold it back and started crying. Fei Yu's sneer that hadn't revealed his fangs suddenly froze: "..." What are you doing, cheating? The little crybaby cried until he hiccupped: "Brother, brother, two attacks will not bring good results. How about we two get together? I am very good." ———— Fei Yu always thought that Lin Feng was blind so he could see the effeminate cuteness. Until one day, he discovered that this little boy who was a sissy outside seemed not as simple as he seemed. The two sat face to face in the cafe, and Fei Yu glanced out the window. The little crybaby immediately said anxiously: "Hey, do you want to poison people again? This is not good..." Fei Yu glanced at him with a sinister look but said nothing. The little crybaby was so scared that he still comforted him with a trembling voice: "I knew you forgot to destroy the evidence again, don't, don't be afraid, I know where it was placed." Fei Yu, who wanted to do bad things: "..." How come this guy knows everything? Is he a mind reader? ? But this feeling of being softly clinging to someone—— Seems pretty good. ———— At the premiere of the movie "Starlight", reporters flocked to interview Fei Yu: "Director Fei Yu, I heard that you and screenwriter Luo are a fake couple hyped up. Can you elaborate?" The big devil Fei Yu tilted his head and glanced at the reporter, with such a sinister and arrogant aura that no one dared to look up. "Go away, I'm passionately in love." Settings 1. The beautiful writer [screenwriter] created the character and was attacked by the strong paper person [director] who created the character X. Male to male marriageable background. 2. Little crying bag Meishou 3. Shou is the main character, so she will be very beautiful, Gong is a paper person, so he can be super super Su XD, Gong is a bit perverted in the early stage because he is sinister and domineering, but his heart is not bad and he will be improved in the later stage. Gong didn't love anyone else like Bai Yueguang. He was cruel but never abusive. 4. A skinny person cannot be used as a character. In the early stage, I thought I didn't like it, but in the later stage, it was really good. 5. Because I am cutting my own leg meat to produce food, I will not accept writing guidance. If you don't like it, please abandon the article and don't tell me~ 6. Weibo: Jinjiangxixifer ——The next book is "The Cannon Fodder Male Partner His Character Is Falling Every Day", please collect it—— [The copy will be left on 2021/09/02] Pei Xian is a comment anchor. His greatest pleasure is to complain live about the stupid points in different novels and TV series. Suddenly one day during the live broadcast, the circuit in his home exploded. When Pei Xian woke up in a daze, he found that he was bound to the Beng character system XX1. System XX1: "The world you live in is a composite world that is affected by the magnetic field and accidentally overlaps the world of campus polyamory, the world of sadomasochism in the crematorium, the world of spiritual cultivation, the world of suspense and horror, and the world of horror and supernatural beings. And you are the common male partner after the overlapping and merging of these worlds." Pei Xian: "." System XX1: "In the near future, you will - In the campus literary world line, he played the role of the affectionate, gentle and noble second male lead, who agreed to the heroine's courtship but was abandoned later; In the world of the entertainment industry, he serves as a second-tier starlet who is a bitch-loving dog. He trusts his sincerity but is treated as a substitute by his sweetheart; In the world line of supernatural cultivation, he became a stumbling block for the protagonist and was slapped in the face; In a scary and supernatural world, you accidentally walked into a scary haunted house, and as cannon fodder, the second male lead was cut into pieces by the devil. Only by working hard to destroy the character can you save your life. " Pei Xian, who knew the script of his life in advance: "... I think I can save it a little more!" As a result, he began to crazily destroy characters in various world lines. ———— The main line of campus literature—— The silly and sweet heroine, who looks ordinary but has a friendly personality, confesses her love to him with a blushing face. Pei Xian: "Sorry, I don't like women." Hostess: "!??" Main line of entertainment articles—— The donor looked at the ascetic and sexy face of the person in front of him and threw out a check: "80 million, follow me for one year." Pei Xian: "Sorry, I don't like men." Donor: "...?" Pei Xian glanced at his lower body and said expressionlessly: "And you are not as big as me." The financial owner was furious: "???" Thrilling horror main line—— It rained heavily while Pei Xian was climbing the mountain. When he looked up, he saw a dilapidated and eerie hut in the forest. The wooden door of the cabin, which was so dilapidated that only the door frame was left, creaked and swayed in the wind. The inner hall where he couldn't see his fingers was like a bottomless abyss, tempting him to enter the house. Audience: "It's so scary. You should go in and have a look!" Pei Xian stood there and unzipped his pants: "It is said that children urinate to ward off evil spirits." Abyss Evil Ghost: "." He slowly retracted his hand. Suspense and horror main line—— The reality show variety show invites Pei Xian, who is already a top anchor in the country, to participate in the ship's real-life NPC script killing: Pei Xian refused: "It can't be helped, secret room murders are prone to occur in confined spaces." Director: "..." Live CS game variety show invites Pei Xian to participate in the experience: Pei Xian: "Thank you for the invitation. There is no need to participate. There are many people in the program, and blank ammunition can easily be replaced by real ammunition." Director team: "." High energy warning 1. "Mediocre" hides his identity and attacks 2. Determined to make a bedtime book that is joyful and healing, without much plot. 3. Thank you for your reward, it's too much to read, but don't criticize me, otherwise I will cry to you, eh eh eh! Idea: A big wolfdog and a little puppy can also fall in love.