"Xiao Yufan! You are shameless! Despicable, vile, shameless, wuwuwu... Why did I agree to marry you, bastard!"
"What's wrong with me? I'm just despicable, dirty and shameless. Huh, you only know now? It's too late! Anyway, you are married to me now. If you don't want to be despicable by me, who will you be despicable by?" After the man in red finished speaking, he picked up the woman in the bright red wedding dress and walked towards the wedding bed filled with peanuts, jujubes and melon seeds. As he walked, he said: "Why are you so fat?"
After hearing this, the woman angrily grabbed the man's shirt and said, "Am I fat? Where am I fat? Okay, you are thin, you are thin, all three of your legs are thin!"
"All three of my legs are skinny? Okay, then I'll let you see if the third leg is skinny or not!" After the man finished speaking, he threw the woman in his arms on the bed and turned over himself.
"Xiao Yufan, get off here! Go away! Why are you taking off my clothes?"