The kind who want to revise articles and use an axe
Filing one:
Bai Ye, the eldest young master of the modern Bai family, was a shopkeeper. One time, he was invited to go to country A for an open-air hot spring vacation. He didn't want to be struck by lightning for no reason, and then almost burped.
He took a system to a continent of cultivating immortals, took on a disciple, and started a cheating life.
However, this apprentice seems to be getting more and more crooked as he grows older.
Mo Han (child) (in tears): Master, my disciple is afraid of the dark. Can Master sleep with his disciple?
Baiye: Okay, okay^o^~
Mo Han (after growing up): Master, you are too young. My disciple is afraid that you will fall out of bed in the middle of the night, so I'd better sleep with my disciple.
Bai Ye (crying): Wuwuwu~ You, you, you are not allowed to touch me.
Mo Han (smiling evilly): Okay Master, no problem Master (It's strange, with such a good opportunity, how could the disciple not eat some of Master's tofu.)
Filing 2:
Bai Ye died in an accident. Later, he learned that the incident was caused by the negligence of an unscrupulous time-traveling company, so... Bai Ye clung to the system: Don't let me time-travel and you will look good! !
But... Misfortunes never come singly. Bai Ye looked at his white, tender, small hands with a diameter of... 5 Centimeters, and was silent for a long time. All the resentment turned into a roar in his heart: System, I****
After a lot of twists and turns, Bai Ye, who "comes after all the hardships" (Author: When have you ever experienced hardship? Bai Ye: When eating bitter melon. Mo Han: Master said so well!!), Bai Ye finally felt proud and walked into the door of an unscrupulous company with his chest held high and his head held high, intending to beat the autumn wind. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the door, he heard the system wailing like a slaughtering pig: "Look! I've only been there for a few years, and I've already lost a lot of weight! (Dense fog) It's no exaggeration to use the words "shapeless" on me! The host... Ah no, that brat is so inhumane!! And his apprentice! He's not a good person either! I..."
"What are you?" Bai Ye asked with a smile. "I... I'm so touched! Host, why did you come to see me? I'm so excited, so excited, and so surprised! You are so busy, and you came to see me... Wuwuwu... You are so good to me... Wuwuwu..."
Bai Ye:......
Mo Han: "Master, you are so kind. It's better for me to be my disciple!"
An unscrupulous company screamed like a murderous pig: "Ahhhh! Help! It's killing people, bah, bah, killing the system! Ahhhh!"