My ideal person is a great hero, the kind who wears a trench coat and has long hair.
My first love was an older, artistically incompetent young man wearing a trench coat and long hair. He went abroad the day after I confessed to him.
My first boyfriend was a young wolfdog wearing a trench coat and a killer haircut. The day after he proposed to me, I returned to China with my first love.
My second boyfriend was an unemployed literary young man who had lost his memory. He liked to wear trench coats and wanted to be a hero. He and my father were old acquaintances.
My dad said, you can choose anyone except him.
My mother said, don't choose him, he has been spying on your father for a long time.
I said, but he is pregnant with my child.
So my second boyfriend was aborted by my first love (by mistake)