Who Did My Sagittarius Offend?

Here's the thing. I am Arosa, a Sagittarius, half-Chinese and Ya, a personal guard of Lord Athena. But that's not the point. Now, I am standing in the Pope's Hall, looking at the twelve guarded golden figures in front of me and the Pope beside the goddess. I raise my hands tremblingly: "I will attack, I will attack, don't hit me yet." Alas, I, a Sagittarius, really offend someone. Instructions for use: 1. Hilarious writing practice, a short story about Bojun Yixiao. 2. Fate update. Intent: A jolly jihad