[Updated every night at 9pm, I will ask for leave if necessary]
Unorthodox text:
Honghuang Tutorial Institution is recruiting students!
We have the best principal - Patriarch Yunzhi who understands all the little thoughts of Heaven.
There are also successful tutors - Zulong Yuanfeng Shi Qilin who teaches passionately online
There are also well-known graduates - Di Jun and Hou Tuwan who provide self-study tutoring
Your classmates are the famous Duobao, Wudang and Taiyi Zhenren.
At the bottom of the class is the boy of water and fire under the seat of the Western Saint.
What are you still hesitating about?
Not ninety-eight, not three-ninety-eight, just ninety-eight, take home the full course.
The purpose of our organization is: to figure out the Taoist heart
Our strategy is: if you don't know how to figure it out, then you'll be fine!
A slightly more serious copy:
Yang Yunzhi, a girl who took the postgraduate entrance examination, boarded the long-lost Junior Three on the day after the preliminary examination.
But he didn't expect that because of his bad computer and mystical (zhe) power (pai), he would face a computer explosion and encounter a mysterious system.
System: You need to go somewhere.
So Yang Yunzhi appeared in Honghuang.
System: I will help you.
So Yang Yunzhi's system was covered with a layer of Jisan skin. System: Let's hold a cram school!
Yang Yunzhi:? ? ?
Yang Yunzhi had no choice but to rush on the enrollment road, blocking outstanding students one after another.
"Fellow Taoist, the calamity measurement is about to begin. Do you want to enroll those naughty children in your family for a cram school?"
"The first phase of our recruitment is for the three tribes of dragon, phoenix and unicorn, the second phase is for lichs, and the third phase is for... The disciples and grandsons of a certain person."
Daozu:? ? ?
It's a humble work, just for laughs.
No research value, no research value, no research value.
I have a lot of ideas and a bunch of private ideas. I try not to conflict with what everyone understands. If there is any, I will tell you in advance.
I recommend a gay friend's article: "Coaxing You": When you smile, my heart melts.
Super sweet! ! ! !
My preview article: "The Years When I Became the Boss"
Yu Ge was in a car accident. When he woke up, he found that he was wearing the body of a female boss of a Fortune 50 company——
After the originally low-key female boss changed her mind, she changed her past style and became a typical model reported by major media every day:
"A certain female CEO surnamed Yu was revealed to have taken care of a certain little girl for more than three years."
"The company with the CEO surnamed Yu is about to go bankrupt? It is reported that Xiao Xianrou spent a whole day crying and begging at the CEO's house if he could not get the breakup fee!"
"Surprise! Why does the president only love little fresh meat? He is actually a stand-in for a certain big boss?!"
The next day, a certain boss looked at the newspaper and said, "The kid who used to be with you is said to be my substitute?"
Yu Ge cried while holding the pot left by the original owner.
"It's okay." The boss smiled and stroked the dog's head: "So you like me so early."
If you enter V on Thursday, March 7th, you will be inverted V. The 10,000 words will be updated on the day you enter V.