Too Handsome to Have Any Friends [Puishu]

Xiao Ming accidentally transmigrated into a sweet fairy tale written by himself, in which the main character is a "peerless weirdo", and he also managed to become the hidden boss in this article... Xiao Ming originally thought that as long as he kept his duty and did not commit suicide, he could live a long life and stay away from all kinds of weirdos in this world. Unexpectedly, he underestimated the world he created, especially the protagonist of this article - the peerless weirdo Jiang Yeqing. No matter where he tried his best to hide, he would always be recaptured by the other party in the end without exception... Xiao Ming: "Your Majesty, please spare this villain..." He doesn't want to form a CP with his weird protagonist at all, why not go find your "wife" instead! "Impossible," a certain male protagonist with a handsome face and tall figure who made people want to knock him down, but unfortunately turned out to be a strange man who came to this world, raised his eyebrows at him expressionlessly and said: "Stop talking nonsense, get back here within three months!" Xiao Ming: "..." Damn it, if you spoil me, he won't! ╭(╯^╰)╮ Intention: