My name is Zhang San, and I am the Zhang San that everyone has loved to use as examples since ancient times. I also have a good friend named Li Si, who I must bring with me whenever I mention him.
Li Si is really a very good friend of mine. Our relationship goes beyond wearing the same pair of pants. We can even sleep in the same bed without any discomfort, as naturally as sleeping alone. There is a lot of evidence that we have a good relationship, such as the idiom "Zhang Guan Li Dai", which means that Li Si took my hat and wore it. Later generations used it as a metaphor for mistaking the object and getting the facts wrong. This is indeed true. At that time, the girl next door gave me a leather hat. I was so rare that I couldn't bear to wear it. Li Si saw it and took it to play with. Unexpectedly, he was kicked by a donkey and rolled to the edge of a puddle. The hat fell off and was stained with mud. He couldn't wash it off, so he had to throw it away. I was so angry that I didn't talk to him for three days.
Then he disappeared for five days. When I saw him again, he was gray and gray. Only the leather hat on his hand was brand new. I was angry and moved, so I went up and punched him. His hand shook and his hat fell off again. "Zhang Guan Li Dai" has become one of the idioms in the format of "Zhang x Li x" that I hate the most.
"Then you wore it so well in the end that you couldn't even bear to take it off!" Li Si said loudly next to him.
"Shut up!" I rushed up and punched him again. Li Si was really naughty.
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