[The old-fashioned guy who can't stop eating pornographic material x the young lady who only cares about money]
Shang Guli is rich, old-fashioned, mysophobic, has a poisonous tongue, and is frigid.
Jinzhi has no money, is bright, loves beauty, is coquettish, and likes to act coquettishly.
During the blind date, Shang Guli didn't like Jinzhi, and Jinzhi didn't like Shang Guli either.
If they have incompatible personalities, no matter how beautiful or handsome they are, they are just skinned, and they can't live together.
But after Jin Zhi returned home and thought about it, Shang Guli was rich!
She thinks she can do it for this great advantage of him!
Jin Zhi began to try his best to act out his affectionate pursuit of Shang Guli!
Finally, Shang Guli put forward a condition: "I am frigid and will only give you money."
It means that neither sex nor love will be given.
Jinzhi: "..."
That's great! ! !
This is the marriage she has dreamed of! ! !
Jin Zhi's heart blossomed with joy, but on the surface she was extremely sad: "It doesn't matter, who told me to love you. For you, I will do anything."
Shang Guli: "..."
It's very staged, but it really fits.
On the wedding day, Shang Guli gave Jin Zhi a grand wedding that he was very satisfied with.
On their wedding night, Shang Guli slept alone in the guest bedroom, while Jinzhi enjoyed the entire extra-large bed in the master bedroom.
But gradually, Shang Guli began to talk about "Where's the wife?", "Is the wife not back yet?" And "Let's sleep together tonight."
The wife outside: "..."
Small theater:
Jin Zhi played all night and couldn't sleep in the morning. Shang Guli was sitting on the sofa and busy.
Jin Zhi walked up to Shang Guli and said, "Guly, I can't sleep."
Shang Guli didn't even raise his head: "Go out and run around for ten times and you'll fall asleep."
Jin Zhi took the phone away from his hand, sat astride his lap, pillowed his chest, hugged him and said, "Baby, pat me, I want to sleep."
Half an hour later, Shang Guli looked at the two friends who came to see him: "Is there something wrong? Tell me."
"... Mr. Shang, how about you let go of your wife first?"
"No, she'll wake up as soon as you put it down."
Copywriting 2025.1.4
Intention: Love yourself forever!