Give Me Half of Your Juice

[The column's preview article "Choose me for online dating, I'm super sweet", please save it! Lu Mian was recently on the rich list of a certain large-scale popular online game, although he was ranked at the bottom of the list. It is also widely rumored that she is actually a cute little fairy who is easy to push down. All the single male players in the server were instantly filled with wolf blood, howling and pounced on him. Lu Mian couldn't bear to be disturbed. After several days of careful consideration, on a dark and windy night, he set out on the stage with a high profile. ——Draft to recruit relatives. It doesn't matter whether the equipment is good or not, and it doesn't matter whether you have money or not. Just knowing how to look good, how to match the equipment, and how to farm is enough. Fans all over the Internet: ... Would you rather play Legend or Legend Nuan Nuan Traveling Farm? But he still signed up without hesitation. However, on the first day of the draft, an unexpected male participant appeared. ——This male number is number one on the expert list, number one on the rich list, and number one on the popularity list. The most irritating thing is that the male number is paired with spicy eyes, and it is said online that he is still a fake man :) People who eat melons are angry: Even if you are a woman who is richer and more awesome than us, you still want to steal the rich woman from us? ! Lu Mian, who had suffered too much from online scammers, burst into tears of joy: It's her! This article is also known as "Sisters and sisters, let's dress up together", "My husband and I are sisters", "Why did my beloved sister transform into a male. Jpg" ———————————————— Copywriting of this article: Recently, a post on the NTU Post Bar called [The Tea Cup Mascot] became popular because the poster on the front page said: That tea cup that is said not to hire female employees hired a mascot. She is fair-skinned and beautiful, with long breasts and thighs, a thin waist and a gentle face. She is a true goddess! In this regard, the Shuanglu Party, the Shuangdog Party, the Teacher-Student Party, and the Bamboo Horse Party, which have been fighting fiercely, reached an unprecedented consensus and all expressed: That bitch! For this reason, the poster, who couldn't stand the pressure, took the risk of failing the exam and consulted the handsome and wealthy Boss Lu who was easy to talk to (crossed out). Boss Lu sneered at the comment about long breasts and thighs: Are you blind? Half a year later, Boss Lu personally replied to that post: Well, I am blind. The owner of an independent milk tea shop who fights people to death × Freelance novel writer who will die if he doesn't show off ———————————————— Gay friend tweet line: "Mint Milk Green (Rebirth)" by Kite on the Shore "If you could go back to your school days, what would you do?" "Go to the canteen more often with your best friend and have fewer quarrels; confess your love to the boy you like early, and it is best to have a sweet high school love relationship; at the New Year's Day party, you must be in the limelight, be at the forefront of the trend, and be the leader." "You've been reborn, how can you still not have some golden fingers?" But when Xu Fulan really returned to her girlhood... She only had one thought left in her mind. ——No demons or ghosts should be punished by labor! I want to go to Peking University! *** "What? My crush likes me too?" "No way, doesn't he like the girl from the class next door?" "... If he had said it earlier, both of our children would be able to make soy sauce." My Ugly Girlfriend [Quick Wear] by Drunk or Drunk My boyfriend left overnight, bought a standing ticket, and didn't even take his luggage. I didn't know what happened, and I didn't dare to ask. I just took off my makeup before going to bed. "The Top Student Is My Boyfriend" by Zhe Qingshui (Salted Egg) One-sentence summary: There are many Wanzai at Wanzai Pier, so you don't have to worry about not having a boyfriend. Conception: