"I am a dog, yes, you read that right, a dog, an animal, and a caretaker. When I was very young, I was given to someone else by my original owner. I was young at that time and didn't remember much, so I don't remember what my parents looked like. I heard that I looked like my mother, no. I don't know if it counts as Suigen. Later, they gave me a name, which may have been assigned by Crayon Shin-chan for me. They called me Xiaohei, which was probably based on their novice. It was simple and easy to remember. The main reason was that they thought it was easy to support me. It was black, but I was a little dirty when I got there. As I grew up, I was called Dahei. The name didn't matter, and the environment where I lived and ate didn't matter, but there was a language barrier when I was communicating with my owner. I was obviously well-intentioned, but I was often beaten. After all, you humans are very capable of learning, and you speak both French and Spanish. When will you learn our language? "This is the confession of a dog named Dahei who is not actually black. Does it feel like a tongue twister? Stop talking, my tongue is too long and I will be knotted after saying these words.