[Funny and happy version]
A good boyfriend is a guy, a certain woman said, why am I the last to know?! My boyfriend always thought that I wanted to break up him and his little lover, but actually... I still wanted to bring them together...
"You vicious woman! I really shouldn't believe you!"
A certain woman: ⊙_⊙What did I do (⊙o⊙)?
"Bitch! I'll make you regret it!"
A certain woman: I bought it, I'm waiting for it [melon seeds and fruits plus a small bench, waiting for the show to start].
"Ha... You hurt him, what are you going to do to compensate him? Remove the bones and peel off the skin? Crushing the bones and scattering ashes? Or quartering him into pieces?"
A certain woman: Sorry, I was sharpening my knife. I didn't hear what you said. Please repeat it again.
There are always people who want to elope with a certain girl. When a certain girl happily packs her bags and hits the road,
"It turns out that I wrongly blamed you... Are you still willing to be with me?"
A certain woman: [Indifferent face] [Manual goodbye jpg.]
Also called "Witnessing What Happens in the Shura Field Every Day" and "The Second Male Second Ranking Plan"