Hostess: I think I like Piggy, but I can't help but chat with other boys.
Male protagonist:......
Hostess: How can I kiss Piggy today?
Male Protagonist: Don't even think about it!
Hostess: Oh my gosh, that boy is cuter than Piggy, I really want to hold him in my hands!
Male Protagonist: Don't even think about it!
They are an odd couple. Le Youyou has never shown affection on any social software, and few people know that she has a boyfriend. Lian Cheng never held Le Youyou's hand, never held an umbrella with her, and kept at least half a meter away from her when walking on the road.
So Le Youyou would often send a message after walking for a while and ask: Zhuzhu, where are you?
One day, when Liancheng was doing teaching PPT, Le Youyou said: Liancheng, let's get married!
Liancheng raised his head suddenly, his brows furrowed into a knot.
"Hahahaha, I lied to you!"
"So let's break up." Le Youyou suddenly changed her tone.
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A few years later: "You stinky Liancheng, I want to break up with you!"
"Okay, so is this time an hour, a month, or a day?"
"You... You... Excessive! I want to divorce you!!!"
"Don't even think about it!"