The President Sent Me to Praise You

[Follow-up article "What should I do if the devil dotes on me too much" "I might die if I don't talk nonsense [through the book]" Please click on the column to learn more~] Rapper Xiao A, who is at the forefront of fashion, was hospitalized in a car accident, and there was an old man sleeping in the bed next to him The old man liked to listen to cross talk, and he brought a radio to play it day and night. Little A listened to it for seven days and nights, and was almost moved to tears. Finally, he was looking forward to the old man being discharged from the hospital. Just when he clicked on the hip-hop playlist to wash his ears, he found that the unconscious man in the corner bed had woken up. The man was handsome and noble, but his attitude was extremely arrogant. He had a cold face the whole time and looked at Little A with a cold and distant gaze. When he opened his mouth, it sounded like cross talk: "Hey, who are you?" Little A was stunned and scratched his head subconsciously: "Hey? No way! It was you who hit me with the car, why did you hit me stupidly instead?" * I heard that the CEO's brain was damaged in a car accident, and everything he says now smells like cross talk. Even in meetings, he seemed to follow Deyun Society and asked other people to praise him. Then the CEO discovered that Little A was the one who held the praises best. Duplicitous CEO x x is full of naughty words and is so funny Sweet little piece of sand sculpture [The follow-up article "I might die if I don't say naughty things [Puishu]" Please click on the column to learn more~] Best actor Chi Fang has been smooth and ruthless throughout his life and has never suffered a loss After his death, he accidentally passed through the book and became the cannon fodder male supporting character who exchanged souls with the protagonist in the book. The cannon fodder male partner is the first-line traffic in China When he was just popular, his body was suddenly snatched away by the protagonist, and he became an incompetent fat house that everyone ridiculed. He was rejected by his family and friends due to the protagonist's denial. In order to return to the entertainment industry, Chi Fang bound a transformation counterattack system You can lose weight and become more beautiful by doing tasks, but the price is to accumulate energy points by talking nonsense. Before the accumulation is completed, all his speeches will be automatically replaced. So, Chi Fang discovered "Good morning" to his neighbor It became— "Honey, if you want to hug me, just ask." Saying "goodbye" became—— "Why are you standing still? Kiss me quickly." Saying "good night" turned into—— "If you don't want to sleep with me, are you still a human being? Can't you afford it?" Chi Fang: Suffocation :) Fortunately, the neighbor Bai Si is a proud man of heaven and a flower of the high mountains. He doesn't even bother with such small talk. Faced with his behavior, he only glances at him lightly every time and never cares too much about it. Over time, Chi Fang tasted the sweetness Every morning, Bai Si would be dragged into a barrage of sexy chats. Perseverance, rain or shine Later, the movie "Rose in the Palm" starring Chi Fang won a Grand Slam On the day of the award ceremony Faced with the host's question "Why choose traffic stars as the leading actors?" Director Bai Si just answered ambiguously "He has nice hands." Everyone thought that Bai Si was so annoyed with Chi Fang that he didn't even want to say a word of praise. But after the event, some people saw Director Bai Da, known as the "Ten Thousand Years Iceberg", pulling Chi Fang into a corner, holding his waist, and actively holding his hands around his neck. In the darkness, the man lowered his eyes With a pious expression, she placed a kiss on his palm. In the cold black eyes, there is a cunning smile that no one has ever seen before. "Nice hands, perfect for grabbing sheets." Dark-faced abstinence system·Director's attack x ruthless little hare·Actor's subject [Author's conclusion of article Anli] "After I went bankrupt, I was proposed to by the richest man" Here's a sweet story about marriage first and love later Dangerous shady old fox attacks x shrewd playboy little wolfdog suffers "The Fiancé Dressed as a Paranoid Villain" Paranoid and straightforward villain attack x arrogant and arrogant young master suffers Click the column to eat Intention: