"I told you that you really have the talent to cultivate immortality. Come on and become my disciple of Biyou. I guarantee that you will form a golden elixir within two months!"
"Um... You've said this many times. Can you let me go out to buy groceries now? The special sale time is almost over."
"What if I don't?"
"Then I'll let you know the water temperature of the Huangpu River."
"..."