"I am a straight man and a villain, with a beautiful face. In every world, I make a living by bullying male protagonists who have not yet risen. It is just a small business to make a living."
"I am duplicitous and ruthless. I have the cultivated demeanor of an upper-class aristocrat and the behavior of a lower-class person."
"My whole life, I have been testing on the edge of competing for the protagonist's identity, testing on the border of competing for the protagonist's girl, testing on the border of competing for the protagonist's opportunity, and testing on the border of competing for the protagonist's fate. I have conscientiously fulfilled my duties as a villain and am addicted to it."
So what does this have to do with me being fucked? ? ?