Please give me advance notice for the new article "I'm a Super A and I've Been Marked by a Fool" "The Master's Settings Are Wrong"
Copywriting of this article
I have a CP, a relationship experience, a house, a car, and money. I am a single friend of a villain. I have a milk tea shop on Xiangyang Street, Xiangyang Road, City X. Girls who buy it for the first time get a dollar off their first order.
At the request of the author, I will say important things three times - don't worry, I am not the protagonist X3
Many years later, when faced with an endless stream of customers, I will think of that distant night when Lawson came to my shop to buy milk tea.
At that time, my milk tea shop was holding an event, and I was as confident as I was when I pulled up a banner - just click on it, if you can't make it, I'll pay for it.
Lawson is very cool. He doesn't say much and just goes straight to the point - Boss, let's have a cup of boba, no milk tea, and an extra piece of pearls, a piece of coconut, a piece of grass jelly, a piece of popping beads, and a piece of pudding. Thank you.
I clearly remember that when Rosen took the twenty yuan I gave him, his arm was bloody and one of his hands was broken. Being used to big scenes, I was not surprised at all. But what surprised me was that when he came back to buy milk tea the next day, his broken hand had grown back.
Friendly reminder from the milk tea shop owner:
1. The sentence in the third paragraph of the copy is not the original creation of the boss. It comes from the adaptation of Marquez's "One Hundred Years of Solitude". Yes, the boss is also a cultural person.
2. It may be, but life will go on and there will be surprises.
3. Boss, I am not the protagonist, the protagonist is not me, I am not - if the author asks me to emphasize this sentence again, I will ask my friends to come out and beat him.
The owner of the milk tea shop here wishes all the little fairies/men a happy reading of the article. By the way, boss, I am 23 years old. I am male and like women. I graduated from college. I am single. I have a milk tea shop. Is there really no one here to flirt with me?
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"Master's character is wrong"
Copywriter Meng Juan is dead.
In order to get a piece of Meng Juan's soul, Shen Jiu went through heaven and made trouble in the underworld, causing unrest among all living beings.
Finally he got the chance to go back in time and find his master.
He woke up with excitement, and at a glance he saw the cold and aloof master in his memory hugging him from one side to the other as he went shopping! Flower! Building!
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Meng Juan didn't know if he was hallucinating when he wrote about the master-disciple love story in the New Year.
Suddenly, an apprentice fell from the sky beside him, claiming to be his husband for decades to come! Jun!
Excerpts from Master Mengxian's diary
1
Shen Jiu claims to be my apprentice, but in fact he lives more like my master.
One by one, we must have the world in mind and save the common people.
What a joke! Life is not as fragile as you think.
I asked him which idiot said this.
He gave me a deep look.
It's late at night and it's time to sweep the apprentice out.
2
My back hurts a lot.
The person involved regretted why he became blind and accepted such a disciple.
PS: The third person focuses on writing, the copywriting master's perspective, and the text apprentice's perspective
"Super A, I was marked by a bamboo horse"
After transforming into an omega, Wu school bully became even more violent and threatened to break the teeth of anyone who dared to tag him. Henghua's alpha couldn't avoid him.
Only Ning Bo was the only alpha who could get close to him since childhood.
He opened the door and saw Ning Bo, whose eyes were red during the susceptible period. Ning Bo looked at him pitifully with the ends of his eyes red.
Wu Xie's heart softened: I'll just let you take one bite.
The overwhelming pheromones hit Wu Xie and he wanted to run away, but it was too late. When he came out holding his waist, he regretted it.
No matter how Alpha pretends to be weak, he is also an Alpha!
Small theater
The boys in the class anonymously voted for the class beauty. The book was passed to Wu Xie. Wu Xie felt bored and was about to throw it to the next person. He stared at someone's handsome profile and suddenly had a bad idea.
Several Gossip Omegas were very curious as to who the school bully Wu had chosen to be the class beauty. When they took it over and took a look, they saw two big characters written on it - Ning Bo.
The next day, everyone in the school knew that the class beauty of Class 11, Grade 1, was a male alpha.
Wu Xie placed the love letter he had just received on Ningbo's desk with a clatter: Brother class beauty, please help the translator.
When Wu Xie first joined Ningbo and became the beauty of the class, she never imagined that one day, she would be pinned down by that brat who had to ask her to help tie his shoelaces, and he would not be able to stand up from then on.
Three good students are attacked by the school bully and the hot-haired tsundere is fucked by the school bully
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