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Luo Zheyu counts the big golden tails behind him every day, one tail, two tails, three tails...
Each bright tail corresponds to a merit feedback from the world. If you listen carefully, you can still hear the whispers of the world:
"Are human beings obedient today?"
"I was disobedient and broke several hills..."
"Is there any fog in your body? I feel a little difficult to breathe."
"Maybe you put your sweater on inside out?"
…….
In order to solve the problems of the world, Luo Zheyu, who is a nine-tailed fox, travels around the world, but unfortunately he cannot become a human every time :(
The first golden tail: the foggy apocalyptic world
——What is it like to dress up as an "Orange Spirit" cub and drive a bus?
——It's good, but the speed is a bit fast and passengers can easily be thrown out
The Second Golden Tail: A hellish world where evil spirits escape
——As a male Meng Po, how to find the missing ghost mouth?
——When you find a suspicious evil spirit, first persuade him to drink a bowl of soup.
Article 3...
[More exciting news, please stay tuned]
Please collect the following documents 1——
"Supernatural Anchor Three and a Half Years Old [Live Broadcast]"
Chu Chao died at the age of three and a half. The spiritual tablet is located in his sister's home. It is worshiped with incense and condensed into a spiritual body.
The human cub - the three-year-old niece devoutly makes a wish in front of his tablet every day:
Handsome uncle, I want to eat big chicken legs
Smart uncle, I want to eat big crabs
Handsome uncle, I want to eat a big cake
……
Chu Chao, who was still three and a half years old, was completely unable to satisfy the request of a human cub. He looked around and saw that the house was completely empty.
He decided to be a supernatural anchor and take some pocket money from the audience's pockets. In order to attract popularity, Chu Chao can accurately enter the ghost nest every time and activate the death escape mode. The audience immediately called him an expert after watching it!
The camera pointed straight at the butts of the ghosts, and the audience was shocked:
[Why is the anchor's camera so short?
The anchor's voice is so childish.
[Ah ah ah, is the anchor being picked up by a ghost from this perspective? It's so scary!
Chu Chao raised his head and looked at the beautiful female ghost: "Thank you, sister. I'll come back tomorrow."
Please collect the following documents 2——
"The Neptune Cat has no heart [through the book]"
Duan Li fell from the third floor and his soul crashed into a cat.
In order to return to his original form, he was forced to use the body of a cat to travel between different worlds.
Knowing the original plot in advance, he needs to change the plot as required, shuttle back and forth between the protagonist, cannon fodder, and villain, only to satisfy his stomach but not his heart.
Every human being thinks that he or she is the only cat, and loves the cat extremely much, and unknowingly changes a lot for the cat.
Duan Li, who got all the villain scripts, found that the style of painting was wrong——
The darkened and twisted protagonist rubbed the cat's head: I've prepared the best dried fish for you, go home and eat it~
The cannon fodder who endured the climb picked up the cat from the river, delaying the frame-up plan: The cat is so pitiful, so thin, and can't live without me.
The cold villain raised the cat and asked in front of many subordinates: Who is the cutest kitten in our sect?
The rumored cold-blooded and murderous Hidden Boos made a cat collar out of natural and earthly treasures: This way, he won't have to worry about you getting lost again.
The cat swung its tail and thought: Whose house are you going to have dinner with today?
Later they met.
The protagonist hugs the cat: This is my cat. He can eat three bowls of dried fish in one meal!
Cannon fodder holds the cat's tail: My cat has a golden hair on the tip of its tail! !
The villain holds the cat's head: My cat's nose is heart-shaped! ! !
Hidden boos grabs the cat's paw: Did you see, I just trimmed my nails the day before yesterday.
The kitten opened its round eyes wide and looked innocent.
Cats don't understand, cats don't know.
The end of the column: "Why are you not human!" [Quickly wear]
——Luo Zheyu and Su Shuang's invincible journey through time
Serial article: "Am I a human being [live broadcast]"
The drama hero is weak and innocent every day, casually crushing many ghosts and monsters
Tweet:
"Infinite Throne"/King Luo made a throne out of corpses
"Tao System Quick Travel"/King Luo Completed
The male protagonist has no cp and can easily play sand glyphs
Purpose: Save the changing world, be positive, and stick to your heart.