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Dress up as Bai Yueguang's ex-girlfriend of the domineering boss in the early Jinjiang newspaper abuse article.
Si You, who has developed all-round moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills since childhood, looked at the script of "Vicious Female Supporting Role" in his hand and let out a life-threatening sigh.
"The world is so big, why does it have to revolve around one man? Go to hell with the script, I won't act in it anymore!"
A month later, she came out of the hospital and shed tears of sadness while looking at the test results.
"Child? What do you want me to do? Run with the ball? Is it the temptation to return to the village?"
A few days later, Zhuo Wen, the number one paparazzi in the entertainment industry, exclusively broke the news that the popular movie queen Si You was more than a month pregnant.
For a time, there was a turmoil on the Internet, everyone was speculating whether she wanted her mother to marry into a rich family based on her son's wealth.
Siyou hesitated for a week and finally summoned the courage to call the child's father.
Si You: Mr. Qin, give me some money and I'll beat the child. From now on, let's go back to our old ways, okay?
Qin Huo: Tell me about your valuation.
Si You: Including work loss, nutrition, mental damage and hush-hush fees, 80 million is not much, right? Friendly price, dear!
The man on the other end of the phone closed the wedding book, stood up, and said calmly: The maximum cost for a wedding is 50 million. Youyou, get ready and go take wedding photos tomorrow.
Si You: Meow, meow, meow? How the hell is this different from the script?
Heroine: A lucky actress who wants to quit the industry but can't.
Male protagonist: The unlucky guy who tried every means to get married but couldn't get married.
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Pre-released article "Transportation to the time when the heroine is reborn [Transportation book]"
The little phoenix who failed to survive the tribulation was transformed into a cannon fodder female supporting character in the rebirth novel, who was cheated by her sister, scumbag by the male protagonist, sold by her parents, and killed by her husband.
Bo Kou: No matter what, just live on for now, life is better than death.
Not long after Jiang Cheng was born, the Jiang family asked a master to tell his fortune.
The master said that he was destined to be wealthy, but his evil aura was too strong. If he didn't find someone to suppress him, he would hurt himself sooner or later.
Later, the Jiang family took Bo Kou over and told Jiang Cheng, "This is your future wife."
Jiang Cheng glanced at the little girl in front of him and said with disdain, "Are you kidding, she's so young!"
Bo Kou looked at the two beauties standing behind him and said flatly, "I'm only one year younger than you."
Jiang Cheng: I'm talking about your breasts.
Bo Kou: ... It's not that big where you are.
Jiangcheng:? How about trying it tonight?
At night, the eldest son of the Jiang family ran out of the house screaming, shouting, "There's a ghost!"
At this time, Bo Kou opened the door and came out, strangling the two naughty ghosts to death in front of him.
Jiangcheng:......
Bo Kou: Brothers must also settle accounts openly. We are not married yet. The two ghosts charge you 100,000 yuan. Pay the money to my account tomorrow, otherwise... I will let them sleep with you.
Looking at Baigui Yexing behind her, Jiang Cheng fainted.
This article is also known as: "I made a fortune by catching ghosts", "The Years I Abused My Scumbag Sister", "My Wife is a Master of Ghost Hunting"
This article involves a lot of supernatural elements and is funny but not scary.
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