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When Song Xi was a child, he met Nie Yi for the first time
She flattered others and called, "Brother Nie Yi!"
As a result, Nie Yi said: "Let's call him uncle."
After calling her uncle for more than ten years, one day, Nie Yi suddenly didn't want her to be called uncle anymore.
Song Xi couldn't understand and said: "You are so old, you really should be called uncle!"
Nie Yi's face was dark, he turned off the light with a snap, gritted his teeth in the darkness and said, "If I don't let you call out my brother today, I will lose."
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The canteen of Flash Video Company is notoriously unpalatable. Employees eat while watching a video of a food blogger on their platform.
One day, the food blogger posted his last video, saying that he had found someone to eat with and wanted to ban his account.
At the end of the video, a scene of a man eating flashed by
The flashing employees opened their mouths wide when they saw it, and their food almost fell out of their mouths——
Rub! Isn't that our boss?
Sweet article, healing.
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Lu Jianming is a noble, rich man, handsome and sexy.
When Xu Lu saw him, he felt like a wild horse running wild.
She confessed her love to Lu Jianming.
Lu Jianming dismissed him lightly: "I'm sorry, I don't have feelings for you."
Later, the two of them slept together one night by mistake. Lu Jianming had to take responsibility, but Xu Lu shook his head desperately.
Lu Jianming frowned: "Don't you like me?"
"I don't like it much now..." Xu Lu hesitated.
Lu Jianming's face was expressionless: "Why?"
"You... Are a bit fast..." Xu Lu whispered cautiously, "I suggest you go to the hospital and don't hide your illness."
Since then, this woman, Xu Lu, has become the thorn in Lu Jianming's heart and the wildfire that cannot be extinguished.
When they met again, Lu Jianming dragged him into an empty lounge. In the darkness, he gritted his teeth and said, "Do I need to see a doctor? Please let me feel it."
After feeling it, Xu Lu went to Baidu to search——
Is it a disease for a man to live for too long?
Xu Lu to Lu Jianming: I like to bump into deer.
Lu Jianming said to Xu Lu: He likes it so much that he bumps into it randomly.
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