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one
Zhou Jingtu: "I am very poor, so poor that I only have..."
Wu Lan: "I know what you want to say, so poor that only money and talent are left."
Zhou Jingtu: "No, I am so poor that I only have one heart left and cannot accommodate a second person."
Wu Lan: "Aren't you lonely living there alone?"
Zhou Jingtu gritted his teeth: "Should I put a bunkhouse in my heart? Is your heart a luxurious villa?"
Wu Lan smiled sweetly: "I'm poorer than you because I don't have a long-term ambition. I only live in your heart..."
Two
Wu Lan: "Dr. Zhou, why do tooth decay pains feel so sore?"
Zhou Jingtu: "Because your thoughts grow on my teeth."
Wu Lan: "But, my thoughts are sweet, and my teeth can only bite people."
Zhou Jingtu: "When you miss a dentist, it's not about how good my medical skills are that guarantees that your cavities won't hurt, but that my arm tastes good when you bite it."
Wu Lan gritted her teeth: "It's better to let the yearning be so sweet that your teeth hurt, because..."
Zhou Jingtu smiled happily: "Because you can't bear it."
Wu Lan looked up at the sky: "Because I'm afraid my heart will hurt..."
The humorous, free-spirited and evil-looking male dentist addicted to officialdom VS the sunny, straightforward and beautiful female animator. Su Shuang's easy-going and funny article, please collect it.