Xi Yiyou x Xu Yingzhi
Ten years of entanglement, ten years of you.
Copywriting 1:
A boring afternoon, a sleepy English class.
A certain woman was very bored, so she took out her handicraft scissors and cut her bangs like a dog with a "click, click" to pay respect to the old man who slept like a pig because he had deflated her bicycle last night.
After class, someone went to the toilet, and everyone he knew or didn't know along the way was smiling at him, even the school beauty whom he chased in March to no avail. He was suddenly filled with joy and returned to the classroom with high spirits. He was very satisfied with his handsome appearance.
Until a certain woman handed him a mirror very proudly. In the mood of wanting to kill himself, he said proudly: "How about it, are you satisfied with the new look that sister made for you?"
He gritted his teeth and said: "I am very satisfied. I will definitely repay you with a spring of water."
The next day, in the physics laboratory, a young and handsome physics teacher was demonstrating the experimental procedures of small hole imaging on the test bench.
Offstage...
"It's on fire..."
The laboratory smelled like burnt feathers, the smell of protein exposed to fire.
Copywriting 2:
One day, a young and promising CEO and his wife were being interviewed.
"Mrs. Xi, what do you think is your greatest achievement?"
The lady replied: "I beat him to tears."
The reporter scratched his head and turned to a certain president, "Mr. Xi, what do you think is your greatest achievement?"
A certain CEO said: "Turning a man into a girl."
Suddenly, the whole place was in an uproar...
1Vs1 sweet pet