Copywriting 1: A "chicken wife" man and a "cat-abusing" woman fall in love with the cat and also fall in love with you.
Copy 2: "Did you know? I heard that people who smoke all the time can't go to heaven after they die."
"Huh? Why?"
"Because the soul is contaminated with too much worldly dust, and the smoke and fire in the world is too heavy."
"Then I won't go to heaven. I prefer fireworks on earth to heaven."
"Why?"
"Because you are in this world."