I Got Horny After Being Stalked by a Kissing Fiend

After Chen Twelve broke a Pixiu statue that was said to be able to protect wealth, he experienced three things. 1. Being fired for no apparent reason. 2. Falling on flat ground while walking on the road. 3. When he woke up one night, he found a man lying on his body and forcibly kissing him. Chen Twelve was so angry that he called the police. Within two days, the kissing maniac became his neighbor. The neighbor, who has a bad temper and bad character, accuses him of stealing his treasure, which can only be taken out by kissing. In order to take out all the treasures, the kissing maniac used all possible means. Chen Twelve was forced to experience: forced kiss in the elevator, sleeping beauty performance in the community, and shameful artificial respiration... One day, three short videos went viral on the Internet, and the two protagonists were both male. Shock! An overbearing neighbor staged a fierce kiss in an elevator! Oh my gosh! The Sleeping Beauty performed in a community celebration is actually a man! Damn it! A handsome man is drowning, why is the artificial respirator so handsome... One of the protagonists in the three videos has since gone viral, and someone asked him what he thought of the viral video. Chen Twelve showed eight standard teeth and smiled softly, "Care for the statues starts with me." . When Pi Xiu woke up from a deep sleep, the hundreds of treasures he collected disappeared without a trace, and the thief was a human being. All his treasures were in that human's belly, and the only way to get them out was through kissing. And only one treasure can be taken out at a time. In order to get back the treasure, Pi Xiu angrily attacked the human being. The first time, so disgusting. The second time, it was okay. The third time... Again! Reading Guide ·One kiss can only bring back one treasure. This article is also called: I have hundreds of ways to kiss. ·People who are poor and ambitious will be attacked by X, stingy and greedy for money. ·Shou is not a human being, but also a mythical beast. This is a story about two mythical beasts falling in love. Now available for pre-order collection "You Can't Imagine the Happiness of Rich People" Tu Liuyi woke up and transformed into a rich N generation who owns a thousand-year-old mansion and is pampered by his father and mother. From then on, he turned on the skills of #BUYTwo, HITS ONE, THROW ONE #, #GrapetoSpitGrapePub# skill, #DRINK YOGURT without licking the yogurt cover# skill. During a trip, at the instigation of a friend, he turned on the #wolf[Run Away... Can't Run# skill] at the instigation of a friend. The old wolfdog came to the door and rolled up his sleeves: Run? Picture 6: What about the ability to run away after teasing? ! [Dear, I suggest you finish the plot directly, otherwise the world will collapse and you will be erased~] Only then did Tu Liu realize that what he was traveling through was a Mary Sue novel. Old Wolf Dog was not just any man, but a business emperor who controlled the world's lifeblood and could bankrupt his family in a matter of seconds, and he was the Mary Sue who wanted to marry the emperor. In order to survive, Tu Liu decided to marry the old wolf dog to stabilize him. As a result, on the first night of the wedding, he was kicked out of the house by an old wolfdog. Old Wolf Dog: "You were indifferent to me at first, but now you can't stand up to me!" Figure 6: "..." [Dear, in order to survive, I suggest you let the protagonist fall in love with you. Picture 6: "We promised you that it would be love at first sight and I would not marry you unless you are yours. I love you so much that the earth will shatter and the sea and rocks will shatter!" Why is it different from the setting mentioned in the Mary Sue novel! QAQ Gudan pre-acceptance request for collection~ Copywriting 1 As a modern rich second generation with no worries about food and clothing, Si Yun was very dissatisfied when he traveled to an ancient dynasty. As the most straight man in the universe, Si Yun was even more dissatisfied when he transformed into a man who was drugged and married off. Fortunately, it was a happy marriage. The man he married was in poor health and the original space had not disappeared. Si Yun felt... That he might be able to survive this life. But when the marriage was consummated not long after, Si Yun rubbed his hand that was about to break and was about to get up from the bed. He recalled the tiredness and suffering he had endured last night and felt like crying without tears. Damn it! What a loss! I said I'm very sick now! Copywriting 2 The Feng family went out to fight, and finally came back with injuries all over their bodies. The boss was about to die. The Feng family had done enough to help him marry a wife, and waited for Feng Heng's death to take his salary from the war. As a result, they waited and waited, until Feng Heng split up his family, Feng Heng started doing business, Feng Heng's health improved, and he lived a prosperous life with the man he married. Feng family member: "Didn't I say I was going to die soon?" Si Yun: "I'm so sorry, I keep attacking him but he won't die!" 1. 1Vs1, the main one is the shou, the shou is a straight man, the emotional drama is a little slow. 2. He has a big golden finger, typical of farming, taking care of the best relatives, and finally reaching the pinnacle of life. 3. The article has been completed, the quality is guaranteed, and will be updated daily~ Intention: