Lightning protection: The protagonist is greedy and lustful, bullies the weak and fears the strong, has incorrect outlook on life, and is big-headed and brainless.
First world
General's office.
"General, do you feel uncomfortable?"
"No."
"But I feel so unwell."
"Go to therapy."
"But as soon as I saw you, I felt so comfortable all over. It's so strange. Did you say hey, general, don't drive me away? Don't drive me away!"
Bathhouse.
"General, what are you doing?"
"..."
"Ah General, you actually take a shower too!"
"..."
"General, have you ever felt that you need a caring person to serve you after a hard day's work? Oh, ah, ah, ah, general, don't push me, don't close the door, don't lock me out of your heart, okay, oh, oh, oh, open the door, general!"
In the general's bed.
"It's you!"
"General, the night is long. Have you ever felt lonely and cold? You especially need a gentle person to warm your bed and talk all night long!"
Many worlds later:
"Honey, I don't feel well!"
"Be good, don't move, you'll feel better soon."
"I still want to struggle!"
"Huh?"
"Ah..."
Bathroom
"I'm taking a shower, get out!"
"Once you get in, you can't get out."
…
"Dear, the night is long, I want to be quiet! @#%&*..."
What can I do to save you, my unrestrained love for freedom!