I traveled directly from the office and became a plant! A lotus root!
Even if he regains his human form, he is still forbidden from having sex with men, from eating and drinking, has no mobile phone, no Wi-Fi, and has to subjugate monsters, but those monsters have more powerful magic than him, and they are also prettier than him!
Inadvertently, he was beaten back to his original shape and turned into a lotus root. He went back to the office and wrote PPT with dead eyes.
If you travel here, you'll be poor and can't afford a house and can't marry a handsome man. If you travel there, you'll be stupid and can't defeat monsters and fall in love.
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Bodhisattva, do you know the pain in my heart, little lotus root?
Let me bloom a flower, my aunt said. If it blooms, I will be promoted to a higher position, and I can also practice dual cultivation with a handsome guy. Even if I get here, I can get a promotion and a salary increase, buy a house and a car, and marry a rich second generation!
Let me bloom a flower! ! ! ! La la la! ! ! Woohoo! ! !