The absurd philistine in the world is worse than the mischief in the mountains.
Jiang Yue was framed and his reputation was ruined. He was disheartened and decided to retire. He hid in the mountains and found a cave within a hundred miles with no cliffs, no elixirs, no monsters, no mineral deposits - and most importantly, no people. He lived in seclusion leisurely, planning to work hard to cultivate immortality and never enter the mortal world again.
But on the first day of seclusion, a sword hilt appeared in the stream beside the cave, and inside it was an old man who called himself the Sword Master...
Sword Master: I have a sword that can break three thousand Taoist spells...
Jiang: Wait! I won't listen! Say goodbye!
The next day, a girl with colorful hair came...
Sue: Man, you're making a fuss!
Jiang: Okay, go back to the river and put down the fire.
On the third day, a man with a strong back and handsome features floated up.
Jiang: Hiss, this man is so damn sweet! So terrifying, he slipped away
Good night: Farewell to my benefactor, good things will be rewarded in the future!
Jiang: Who wants to let you go? You! No! Want! Pass! Come! Ah!
On the fourth day, Jiang Yue came out of the mountain.
Then I bought the system at the roadside stall, obtained the magic power at the beggar's den, and...
Jiang: The whole world wants to disturb my cultivation of immortality!
Fairy-type salty fish fake straight man is raped and if he doesn't accept it, he will be attacked by the real macho man
To repay a favor (Physics)
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①Also known as "The Master's Sword", "Still Not Cultivation Today", "I'm an Emotionless Immortal Cultivation Machine"
②It is roughly a travelogue of the Tang Dynasty, written by a salty fish with negative energy and a free-spirited daughter of a rich man.