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I wish that after thousands of years of reincarnation, I will one day ascend to the rank of immortal and become a Yuelao. He was so happy that he could finally live the life of an immortal that when he got drunk, he not only teased the prince Jun Yu, but also lost the red line on his immortal mansion.
He had no choice but to go to Tianzun, who was once in charge of Yue Lao Mansion. Who knew that Tianzun not only took away his ability to see red threads, but also asked him to find the prince for help.
Zhu Yue: I regret it now, very much.
A man capable of bending and stretching, he shamelessly went to Jun Yu's Jiuhua Palace and hugged his thigh: Your Highness, I was wrong, I was really wrong.
Jun Yu sneered: Even if you beg me, I won't help you.
Later, when everything was settled——
In a deserted corner, Jun Yu approached: Do you want to follow me?
Zhu Yue: Tsk, even if you beg me, I won't go with you!
Jun Yu: Say it again.
Zhu Yue (honestly): I obey, little one.
This article is also known as # clan#, (the mouth is too honest and the body is upright) the prince attacks vs. (The person can bend and stretch) Yue Laoshou.
·Small theater:
One day, Zhu Yue's red thread was lost again, and he ran to Jiuhua Palace as usual: "Bring the red thread."
Jun Yu: What did you call me?
Zhu Yue: Your Highness? Big brother? Elder brother?
Jun Yu looked at Zhu Yue deeply: Want a red line? Trade yourself.
[Food Guide:
·1v1, HE, this article is fictitious and contains private information. Quotations will be marked in the text.
·Relaxing and sweet text, it is not easy for the author to write, please support the original version~]
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"I made a fortune from delicious food" Gudan Farming:
· Shen Zhuo was originally rushing to the finale of the International Food Festival, but he didn't expect a car accident on the way. As soon as he opened his eyes, he was transported to a small village in ancient times to a pretty boy with a brain problem that everyone despised. The key was that this pretty boy had the same name, surname, and face as him.
Guessing that he was already dead in the back seat of the car, he might as well start over here.
Shen Zhuo said: From now on, I will be a different person.
He set out to improve his own land and grow some grain and vegetables. Even if life was hard and the food was poor, he could not be aggrieved, and at the same time, he could build a good relationship with his neighbors. But everyone in the village knew that this pretty boy had been abandoned at the entrance of the village since he was a child. He was lazy, sarcastic, and a cut-off man, so they disliked him extremely.
Shen Zhuo: There is nothing that cannot be solved with one meal. If one meal is not enough, then two meals.
·After Huo Yao told Shen Zhuo that it would be best for them to have nothing to do with each other, they discovered that the young master who used to cling to him and take advantage seemed to have changed his appearance now. He was good at cooking and treated people well, and he also smiled sincerely, which was a bit cute. I just don't know why, but I hide far away from him, so I can't avoid him.
Later, when Shen Zhuo caught this adult moving into his restaurant openly for the umpteenth time——
Shen Zhuo: Did you agree that the two of you have nothing to do with each other?
Huo Yao opened his eyes and told lies: I live here to handle official business, and you entertain guests outside. The two have nothing to do with each other.
Shen Zhuo:......
Oh, a fickle man.
·Many years later, someone asked Huo Yao how he changed his mind.
Huo Yaoyun replied calmly: "I saw that he was too infatuated, so I had no choice but to aggrieve myself."
Shen Zhuo:......
Isn't that Huo Yao who stayed in the restaurant back then a fake?
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The copy of "The cp between my ex-boyfriend and me is on the hot search" is as follows:
Lu Huai, a popular niche student, accepted a variety show. He had just finished filming and was going to relax. However, when he arrived on the first day, he discovered that among the amateur guests was his ex-boyfriend who was dumped by him in the game.
Thinking of the past, Lu Huai always felt a little guilty. He pretended to be nonchalant and held onto his game vest tightly, making sure not to lose his horse.
As a result, on the second day after the show was broadcast, #cp# was a hot search topic.
Fan A: Ahhhhh! That man is so handsome. Is my Luhuaer finally going to have a famous wife? !
Fan B: I've been touched, I've been touched, and I've been touched. Is this the beginning of love?
Fan C: This brother actually knows that Lu Huaer doesn't eat potato chunks! This posture must have attracted my attention for a long time!
Fan's wife: [ #cp# Fellows will plunder you by any means necessary ] ← Click to view the article
Lu Huai scolded while scrolling Weibo: Fuck the emotional CP!
Then I clicked on the article and couldn't stop reading.
As the program aired one issue after another, #cp# has been ranked first on the super talk list for several weeks in a row. If this continues, it will definitely fall off, so he had to ask his friend Tang Bai for help.
Tang Bai: Cherish this fate.
Lu Huai: To be fair, a good horse never turns back. The love affair with the game three years ago has long since expired.
Later, when Qin Yan was leaning on the bed with a satisfied look on his face, he would look at Lu Huai from time to time, who had red eyes and an angry look on his face.
Qin Yan: Game love? Outdated?
Lu Huai complained: You are not out of date, you are going too far!
·Small theater:
One day, Lu Huai suddenly posted a Weibo post @Qinyan, showing off the ring: I hanged myself from a tree. Qin Yan then responded with Aite.
Lu Huai clicked on the hot search list on his mobile phone and showed it to Qin Yan: Look, this is the real hot search. Look at the mess you bought earlier, isn't it a loss?
Qin Yan glanced at Lu Huai: Making money from you turned out to be a loss-making business.
Lu Huai snorted: That's not true, I feel bad about money.
Qin Yan: It's okay, just compensate me a little more.
Lu Huai: ...(Oh, the evil rich man)
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