Tourists Are Prohibited from Coveting Beautiful Breeders

[The column "The Physicist Married to an E-Sports Player" is a continuation of the article, please add it to your collection] Jian Chen is a zoologist whose dream is to own a panda and open a zoo. In 3769, the country issued a policy: Due to the serious imbalance in the ratio of men to women, citizens could adopt pandas, one for each household. The prerequisite is that the adopter must register a marriage with a gay person matched by the state. A week later, Jian Chen, holding the panda cub in his arms, met the legendary man who was 100% compatible with his system—— Tall, handsome, with an intimidating and cold aura. Jian Chen silently looked away, the tips of his nervous ears burning slightly under the man's gaze. Fortunately, the man was indifferent and taciturn and seemed to have no interest in him. Jian Chen, who was a little relieved, stayed up all night on the night of the wedding. Jian Chen's eyes were red and he silently asked the man to rub his waist. He silently thought that this should be a husband's duty and the necessary price for adopting Zaizai. But this price... Isn't it a little too crazy? Orz ＊ The couple's life went on like this for three years. Until one day, a comet hit the earth, and people fled in fear. The comatose Jian Chen accidentally traveled to the interstellar era. ——He dressed as the director of a dilapidated zoo. Although the zoo is facing closure, it still contains various precious species. The cubs spend their days picking grass to eat, and they are dirty and embarrassed. As a zoologist, Jian Chen couldn't help but feel soft. He decided to cheer up, revive the zoo, and take the initiative to assume the responsibility of a keeper! The boy's shirt was fresh, his breath was warm, and his fingers were long and slender. His cat petting and care skills were textbook-level. He was accidentally photographed by a tourist and posted online. The zoo became an overnight sensation. At the same time, his son came with him. Turns out to be the last panda cub in the universe? ! ——The whole star is boiling! ... Jian Chen's dreams seem to have come true. But every now and then in the dead of night, I can't help but think of my father. ＊ One day, Jian Chen, who was grooming a little white tiger live, saw on the optical brain news his lover who had returned from the battlefield, dressed in military uniform and slowly walking down the starship with a stern look on his face. He heard the officers address him as 'Your Majesty'. Jian Chen, whose fingertips were trembling slightly:... Zaizai, who was watching TV and put down the bamboo:... Daddy? All netizens:! ? ? ? ? ... What did they just hear? Later, a warning sign appeared at the entrance of the zoo: "Tourists are prohibited from coveting married breeders" ——Signed: His Majesty's handwriting *Interstellar cub-raising article, there is more than just a panda cub. * By default, Fluffy rules the world in the interstellar era and can transform into humans. * Attack versus reception is love at first sight that has been planned for a long time. ====== Continuation article: "The Physicist Married to an E-Sports Player" Copywriting: Shou is a young and promising physicist. His dream is to win the Nobel Prize and find a suitable partner. Coincidentally, the country has introduced a policy: citizens can bring their ID cards to participate in the national matching system and register for marriage with their matching partner. (Referred to as national allocation objects) I signed up with full confidence. The person he matches must also love a career in physics... Chemistry is also acceptable. Three days later. When I found out that the person I was 100% compatible with was a man and an e-sports player - I felt like the sky was falling. Regardless of gender, this is the most unprofessional profession in his eyes. And with 100% compatibility, they are called soul mates by the people. Following the address, Shou decided to go to Gong's club and talk to him. The lights flashed in the backstage of the arena, waiting for the players to finish the game, looking for a gap in confusion. Unexpectedly, as soon as they turned around, they bumped into the opponent's arms. The tall man wearing a black hoodie was looking down at him. He heard the players around him calling him captain. Being enveloped by the man's strange and cold aura, he suppressed his nervousness and raised his head: "Hello, please sign the divorce consent form." "I heard that both parties are dissatisfied and the state has the discretion to approve the divorce. The cooling-off period only takes six months." When he was explaining seriously, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and the man actually put his hat on his head. The weight suddenly lightened, and the blocked vision fell into darkness, leaving me speechless. Unexpectedly, the next second, the e-sports master's voice was cold: "I'm sorry." "I'm not dissatisfied." * The country issues the latest announcement! The matching system has updated its functions, and newlyweds can check the matching reasons through the system. Feeling puzzled, I first went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to ask the reason, and the reply I got was: 1. Childhood sweetheart. 2. Sexual compatibility is 100%. 3. Appreciate each other's careers… … That's outrageous. Not being a believer, Shou skipped a lecture by a foreign professor that day and went to the e-sports competition site to watch the latest game. After a hearty game, the third point was actually verified. Recovering from the afterglow, my head felt dizzy and my neck felt hot, I locked the lab door, went home, and knocked on my partner's door for the first time at night. That night, the second article was also verified. Shou: "..." Okay, only the first one remains. Is he a childhood sweetheart with the marriage partner assigned by the state? …This is absolutely impossible. * As the feared devil in the e-sports circle, Lock has had a smooth journey. Not only is his technique top-notch, he broke through the siege when he was a novice and formed the dark horse team Teen, killing gods along the way and being called the Demon King of Talent. Regardless of the game or the arena, it has created immortal miracles that are popular among countless players. In the end, he even got married to the little bamboo horse he fell in love with at first sight. Team Teen met for the first time the doctor of theoretical physics who has a high IQ, calm personality, and is as beautiful as a picture. However, his ears turned red when the players called him "sister-in-law". The team members were envious. Until one day, Gong, who was taking his lover home from the laboratory, found a countdown line in the lower right corner of the small blackboard dedicated to calculation of physical formulas: [The divorce cooling-off period is over, with only 42 days left. E-Sports God's Dark Side × Physicist's Beauty *Marriage first, love later, 1V1, bamboo horse, he *Reunited after a long absence, a cookie. Please bookmark the first column of this column~ ======= Continuation Document 2: "I became a god after data evolution" Copywriting: Everything in the world, including humans, is composed of data. "Once data evolves, humanity will be judged." This statement is like a madman's joke, and people sneer at it. Until one day—— The dummy from the streetwear store started talking. The white-collar worker who had been dead for three years walked into the lobby of his company with dull eyes and drooling. The airliner flaps its wings like a bird and rushes into the sea with its passengers. Bai Ye is an ordinary programmer. One day, a line of text appeared on his computer: ——"Congratulations, you have successfully activated your own data! You are the most original number that makes up everything in the world, code 000, the rarest pure color person in mankind!" "Bind to me and let's become gods together~" Bai Ye stayed for two seconds and replied: Thank you for the invitation, I am not zero. Then deleted this spam email. In the next few days, everything around me became weird. The dog walker in the community disappeared mysteriously. But he appeared at Bai Ye's doorstep wearing a collar at night, muttering "Mr. Bai, you smell good." For example, when I went to the blood station to donate blood on a white night, the moment the needle was inserted, the nurse's eyes suddenly stretched out and took up almost half of her face. Another example is the emergency announcement from the country's major media, and anonymous forums offering a large reward to anyone with a "number within 10" of solid color... * Not long after, a tall man with a dark expression knocked on Bai Ye's door. The extremely violent data almost made it impossible for him to maintain his human form. Dragon scales are looming. He lowered his eyes to look at Bai Ye's neck and pressed his fingertips against his ears. The man in military uniform had no expression and his voice was dull and gloomy: "Hello, Mr. Bai Ye." "I heard that the most violent data can only be appeased by people of pure color." Close the door in the white night: don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors. *Weird, doomsday, and evil Column 3, please collect it Authorized artist: EK Mission: Cherish animals, protect the environment, love our homeland