Continuing article: "Enter the Shura Field of the Heart-throb Novel [Threading the Book]" and I am a cannon fodder [below the copy]
Zhong Ming just graduated from university and received a job application call from a company:
"Hello, we are a civilization from five thousand years later, and we sincerely invite you to join the plan to raise the cubs of the earth."
"Our cubs include: two dragon and phoenix cubs, one dinosaur baby, three mermaids, and several unhatched eggs of unknown creatures."
"Please report to Noah's Ark within three working days. If you don't report, the earth will be blown up."
Zhong Ming: "???"
Zhong Ming, who shouldered the heavy responsibility of saving the earth, came to the Earth Zai Zai Research Institute and tiredly took off the dragons that were wrapped around him again and again: "It's time to eat, good boy."
"No." Gao Lenglong refused, "I want to eat you."
Specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction, seemingly cold-hearted, cute animals with weak legs.
Copywriting of "Entering the Shura Field in the Heart-Thrilling Text [Passing Through the Book]":
After graduating from Lizhou Film and Television Academy, I received my first film. I was so excited that I entered the script that night.
The male protagonist is a heartthrob, a man of extraordinary glory, and is favored by thousands of people. The four bosses are crazy about him and fight to the death.
But the male protagonist doesn't love anyone, he just wants to become an immortal.
Li Zhou plays the second generation Xiu, who is arrogant and domineering and bullies others. He has suffered all the hardships of love in the Shura field, but still has no regrets. He does his duty as a dog licker and becomes the first cannon fodder to receive a box lunch.
After waking up, Li Zhou looked at the heartthrob protagonist beside him who was unconscious from the drug. He was instantly moved: In order to hone his acting skills, I can suffer the hardships of love and become an experiencer.
Then I thought about the four powerful bosses outside the door: I'm sorry to bother you, but lives still matter.
Li Zhou wants to live until the finale, and is determined not to be a licker, and to win career fans as the protagonist.
But unexpectedly, the protagonist's face turned even worse and he pushed him against the wall: "Why don't you like me anymore?"
The protagonist undresses, "Don't you want to experience it?"
Li Zhou: Did I get the wrong script? ? Don't you accept it? ? [The article on cultivating immortals in the future - not many elements of cultivation - mainly about falling in love]
The endings are delicious: "Little Crying Bag", "I am the cutest kid in the universe", "The male god wants to remarry", "Falling in love with the school sweetheart after the character collapse"
※This article is silly and sweet, and the author's IQ is limited. Please do not overly embarrass the author, who is a primary school student.
※I have been writing articles for a long time, but I can't get used to this one. Let's see you in the next one, bum bum.
※Fifty cubs is an imaginary number. I got the name of the article when I got crazy. There are actually six cubs, leaving forty-four eggs. Hatch them when you can.
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