It is rumored that Mr. Xiao Yuan, who is young, handsome and powerful in the court today, is actually very self-aware in private and has suffered many victims.
Colleague: I heard that you were a fool when you were a child?
Master Xiao Yuan: I am naturally smart and it is hard to give up.
The colleague went to court the next day and was impeached and branded a fool.
Boss: I heard that you are as strong as an ox and roll up your sleeves when you disagree?
Master Xiao Yuan: I am a gentle person and I like to reason with people the most. I don't understand what you are talking about.
As soon as he finished speaking, the inkstone in his hand shattered into powder, and his boss immediately silenced him.
Emperor: I heard that you enjoy yourself a lot, are extravagant by nature, and are of no use to you?
Lord Xiao Yuan: Listen to my quibbles, no, explain, I sacrifice myself for everyone and dare to be the first for the world!
The next day, the emperor received from Master Xiao Yuan the improvement of papermaking technology, the cultivation of fine seeds, the improvement of planting technology, the preliminary exploration of glass technology, and one hundred and eight ways to set off fireworks.
Emperor: Wait, something strange seems to have been mixed in?
This is the story of how an interstellar pirate successfully changed his profession and reached another peak in his life.
Ps: It's empty, very empty.
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"Lie down straight after dressing up as a dandy", formerly known as "Xianyu Imperial Examination (Chuangshu)" is being updated, welcome to read~
Rumor has it that after the Rong family's second richest son fell seriously ill, he did two things that shocked everyone.
The first one was that the Fifth Princess, who had admired him for a long time, said: "I will go to the battlefield for you, but I will not buy you any more beads and flowers."
The second thing is to become a monk at Thousand Buddhas Temple.
Everyone thought that the second young master Rong had become a monk because the fifth princess was engaged to someone else and was hurt by love.
Rong Shulang: I just want to tell her that I would rather die than spend a penny more for her. Whoever likes to take the blame will be blamed!
Rong Shulang: It will be over sooner or later anyway, let's lie down and enjoy it first!
But little did he know that from the moment he decided to take his own life, the plot of the book began to deviate from its original track.
Intention: Work hard and make progress