Copy written by a writer who doesn't know how to write copy:
The heroine is not stupid and sweet, but she is a bit skinny and can talk a lot. Otherwise, how can she withstand the professor's poisonous tongue? The heroine must be rich, otherwise how can she afford our professor who likes to make potions. The heroine must be good at flirting, otherwise how can we get a boring professor.
A sultry, arrogant, venomous old man
What blinds me is money, it's you, Severus Snape, strawberries in May are not half as sweet as you!
Don't be blinded by the copy, this is actually a sweet article, flirty! ! !
Wait, I don't know if the heroine will be stupid and sweet, but the author will definitely be stupid and sweet. Otherwise, why would he write an article about whoring a professor?