[Comprehensive British and American] the Dark Lord's Whitewashing Plan

Sirius: This is my son! Harry: This is my gay friend! Draco: Annoying... First love... Diary Tom: Partner! Magneto: A like-minded partner! Dumbledore: A child who needs close attention… Grindelwald: The MLM leader looks exactly like me back in the day! Voldemort: This guy is my mortal enemy in the prophecy! Fall! Professor X: Since I know the truth, should I expose his true identity? Waiting online, it's quite urgent