A certain weasel that pretends to be a pig and eats tigers often goes down the mountain to steal chickens, causing trouble for the villagers. It wasn't until a wandering Taoist priest passed by one day that he subdued the weasel with difficulty.
Taoist Yunyou has calculated countless times but failed to realize it! This weasel has boundless power and can conquer everything from heaven to earth! What's more, he didn't expect that this weasel was actually his lover who owed him a lot in his previous life?
"Lin He, although I really owed you a lot in my last life, you don't need to become a man to anger me, right?" Fuli bit the wine glass between his lips and lay on Lin He's lap, holding his chin with one hand, half-squinting his frivolous eyes and asking with a half-smile.
"Reincarnation and rebirth are beyond my control." Lin He held a scroll of Nanhua Sutra in his hand and sat upright, looking down at Fo Li between his legs and said calmly.
Fo Li raised his lips and smiled disapprovingly, then raised his head and drank the wine. He stretched out his hand to knock Lin He down, threw away the scroll in his hand, and said in a hoarse voice, "You know, I have always hated your cold appearance."
After saying that, he lightly touched his fingertips, causing the person under him to gasp secretly.
"Tsk, it obviously looks better this way." He brushed the redness under Lin He's eyes and smiled.
"Lin He, what do you think weasels like to eat the most?" Fo Li stopped his hand, raised his eyes and smiled innocently at Lin He, who was panting and covering half of his face with his hand.
"Enough... Enough!"
"Farewell Lin'er, it's a long night, how can it be fun to be a husband with this broken scripture?"
"Fo Li!"
"Shhh, if you shout so loudly now, what will you do later?"
The road is against the will of heaven, and the way is pointed out by thousands of people.
War is like a wilderness, and return is like a day and night in the world.