My name is Gu Qiu. When I was about to turn eighteen, I got into trouble with two white-bone demons. Bah, white-bone demons. When I died, Grandpa Tree, whom I had known since childhood, said: If you want to live, go to hell.
Me: Watt? What?
Grandpa Tree: Yes, it's the thousand-year-old ghost behind your ancestral grave. Superior! Sun it!
I:……