Little monk: I saw heavenly beings! ! ! (*??`*)
Zeye:……
Hands gesture, where to give?
The inner demon tilted his body and put his hand on the young monk's shoulder. He opened his mouth with a set of white teeth and said viciously: He is mine, don't look at it!
Little monk: shivering QAQ
On:
How to bend yourself, oh, no, it should be, how to bend yourself into a bald donkey! Perfect!
The compassionate man still smiled and looked at Zeye. Unexpectedly, Zeye opened his mouth and said, "Buddha, have you ever been fucked by someone?"
Compassionate person "..."
Damn it, what kind of bullshit is this?
I'm so angry, but I still have to keep smiling.
The compassionate man continued to smile with a stiff face, and said, "Buddha said, no..." Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by someone with an impatient tone, "Buddha said that, isn't it you!"
Compassionate person "..."
I'm going to bring disaster to you! ! !
The inner demon raised his middle finger and said contemptuously, I'm afraid of you, come on!
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It is a special style of self-attacking and self-receiving essays.
The author has not published it in other bookstores, maybe others have read it!
If there is any similarity, please let me know, I don't want to be accused of plagiarism! !
Bodhi lotus, blessed forever
Heavy sins, red lotus karma fire
Thanks to Mr. Hua for making it, hug the boss's thigh and never let go! ! Love you!