Hello, Please Line up and Break Up

★The text is in third person, mainly because the protagonist has not been given a good name. On the eve of the college entrance examination, I had a dream about myself seven years later. The first thing I do when I open my eyes is to search through Baidu for past college entrance examination answers! In the dream, I still didn't have a cat, but I was assigned a boyfriend who was so handsome that I worried that he was sent by a prank show. He is gentle, considerate, funny, and brings a super five-star positive experience. I am very happy. Then, just as we were having a sweet date, a text message came from my phone. "Where is baby? I'm back. Let's have dinner together." I looked at my boyfriend in front of me and confirmed that he was busy peeling crayfish for me, and his hands were not touching his phone the whole time. Me: Wow. What's even more exciting is that later I discovered... I couldn't wake up from this dream. There are four "current boyfriends" in my address book at the same time, namely my neighbor's puppy brother, my boss, a young and promising doctor, and a street bully who can hang me up with one hand and beat me. I never expected that seven years later I would become a dirty adult with four legs. I feel that I will soon be denounced online and face the crisis of social death. [Brother, please line up and break up, this is my favorite number plate, thank you]