Before going to bed, Mo Jingchun clicked on a novel that was said to be the culmination of a collection of literature about chasing his wife in the crematorium - "The Substitute Doctor Is Quit"
The phrase "chasing his wife in the crematorium" made Mo Jingchun persevere until the extra episode, but in the end she found that she had been fooled!
Of the 3 million words in this damn novel, 2.98 Million words are about abusing the female protagonist, 0.5 Million words are about the so-called confession of the male protagonist, and 15,000 words are actually sweet HE extras! ?
How can this riding horse be HE!
It is unbearable!
The angry Mo Jingchun turned on the computer, banged on the keyboard with curses, and gave a long comment of 10,000 words - real-name insults, this bitch must die! ! !
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When he opened his eyes again, Mo Jingchun found that he was wearing it! The heroine who became the heroine of "The Substitute Doctor Quits" is now at the peak of abusing the heroine——
At this point in the plot, the heroine discovers that she is not only the substitute for the heroine, but also the container for her heart. The heroine goes crazy and fails to harm the heroine, but instead her heart is dug out and knocked off a cliff.
This plot point will torture readers to death. The reason is that before the male protagonist steals the female protagonist's heart, the female protagonist asks him desperately: "Have you ever, even once, regarded me as just me?"
The male protagonist cruelly answered "No", and the female protagonist's beautiful eyes finally extinguished all the light.
But now, Mo Jingchun has become the heroine, and the hero is about to dig out her heart. Seeing that she has something to say, he waits for her to give her last words.
Mo Jingchun opened his mouth and spat wildly, and his last words were like a landslide and a tsunami: "Fuck the leader mother, you are so stupid! Lin Beiri has penetrated your immortal body!"
After saying that, Mo Jingchun gathered his strength and kicked away the male protagonist who was unable to react after being repeated in four dialects in one sentence, and jumped off the cliff on his own initiative.
I won't give you my heart even if I die, bah! The bastard is nothing!
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When she opened her eyes again, Mo Jingchun found herself lying dying in a bottomless abyss. But she was not the most miserable. There were people next to her who were even worse than her. Their chests were penetrated by dozens of iron ropes, and there was a splatter of flesh and blood.
But this man with a disability and a strong mind is still giving himself pills to restore himself to blue!
Mo Jingchun was extremely envious: "Friend, have you ever heard of the saying that when you give someone a rose, the fragrance lingers in your hands?"
Hearing the sound, Zhongli Guang stopped what he was doing and looked at the dying girl with interest.
Mo Jingchun thought that he didn't understand what she meant, so he chose to play straight: "Hey, friend, can I share one of your elixirs?"
"Nine-turn Rejuvenation Pill, what do you want in exchange for it?"
"I... I'm going to teach you how to scold people? I'm going to start training in three days. I guarantee that within three sentences, you can scold those who sealed you here until you become autistic!"
"In seven days, I will ensure that you master my unique skill in life - 'swearing and killing beasts'! You will not have to draw a sword in this life, and you will kill countless crooked melons and cracked jujubes without any effort!"
"Interesting..."
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Zhong Liguang, the world-destroying villain, has a life of unbridled love for destruction. Wherever there is excitement, there is him, and excitement will always turn into tragedy because of him.
Eight hundred years ago, when he was surrounded and suppressed by the Righteous Sect because he was too bored, he chose to surrender.
For eight hundred years, he was too bored and kept playing with himself in a sealed place, never thinking of leaving.
Eight hundred years later, by chance, he caught a pistachio that could relieve boredom, entertain, eat, drink, and play with...
So, he decided to leave the sealed place and show off his pistachios to all the ordinary people in the world!
One day, the villain, heroine and hero gathered together.
"It's him, this little pig! He wanted to dig out my heart back then!"
"Huh? Are you going to dig out the kernels of my pistachios? I think the tumor on your neck is an eyesore."
2022.08.14
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The cover is from my dear Mrs. Fortnight~
Mission: Warm the world in the name of love