[The currently serialized article "Rumors made casually have turned into melons", click on the column to read~]
Long Qingqing was originally an ancient dragon. During a duel with his arch-rival Feng Lijiu, he fell into a space crack and passed through a book.
Not only did the two lose their memory, but they also gave birth to a stupid bird son - a real bird, who was also really stupid.
At this time, the plot is coming to an end. A family of three is about to participate in a desert island survival variety show, and in the end they drown.
Long Qingqing: It's time for humans to see the true strength of dragons.
While other guests were struggling to find food, Long Qingqing had already eaten tuna, lobster, king crab;
While the other guests were exhausted mentally and physically trying to coax their children, Long Qingqing had already let the wise tiger couple and the little panda spirit help take care of their son;
There was even a big turtle who said that he was a vassal of the dragon and insisted on being her prime minister.
Seeing that the variety show was coming to an end, Feng Lijiu accidentally fell into the sea, and in a panic, she regained her memory of the mountains and seas.
The two of them had always disliked each other, so Feng Lijiu turned into a phoenix out of reflex and spit out a large ball of flames towards Long Qingqing.
Long Qingqing immediately transformed into a dragon and fought with the smelly phoenix as he had done countless times before.
In order to watch the fun, the stupid bird son struggled to transform into a golden-red bird, flapped his wings and shouted excitedly: The fight is about to begin, hey, the fight is about to begin.
Viewers currently watching the live broadcast:? ? ? Are you hallucinating?
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The article being serialized: Rumors made casually have all turned out to be lies
It wasn't until he was pushed into the sea that Jiang Xuexun realized that he had passed through the book, and the plot began to run in a fantasy direction.
For example, she discovered that the rumors she had made casually turned out to be false:
My best friend's scumbag boyfriend hooked up with the company boss's sister just to be in a show, and even accused his best friend of cheating on her.
Jiang Xuexun: Tsk, what kind of resources does the boss's sister have? The scumbag must be having an affair with his boss. This guy is so high up and down among the siblings, he's really not afraid of kidney failure!
The next day, a blogger exposed the news that the scumbag was caught in bed with his boss, and there was no doubt that he was a good or bad guy!
The partners are reorganizing the family, and the stepfather's son is afraid that he will divide the family property and suppress him at every step, even if he steps out to establish his own business, he will not let him go.
Jiang Xuexun: Although you are not a relative, your stepbrother may not be either. Maybe his mother had a baby with some other wild man and asked your stepfather to take over.
Not long after, the stepfather threw the paternity test in his stepbrother's face and told him to pack up and get out.
Jiang Xuexun was very disdainful of his colleagues' displays of affection every day. He only wanted to show off what he lacked.
Then she ate a pretty exploding melon:
The husband of a colleague is a gay man who cheated on her marriage and treated her as a tool to give birth to children. Not only did she ask her colleague to give birth to a child for her, but she also asked her to give birth to a child for her lover. She really made the best use of her.
Other people's parents are urging her to get married, but my friend's parents are ruining her relationship time and time again. Her friends thought this was a sign that her parents loved her too much and had no choice but to accept it.
Jiang Xuexun: Are you afraid you were kidnapped? They don't want you to get married because they are afraid that you won't provide for them in old age if you know the truth. You should quickly go back and look to see if they have purchased personal accident insurance for you.
Then, a friend who almost had an accident took the couple to court and were found guilty of multiple crimes including abduction, mental abuse, murder and bail fraud.
Jiang Xuexun: Hey, I just said it casually, how could I know that they are really not good people!
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Ao Che is a newly adult dragon. One day he picked up a woman in red in his own sea area, and unilaterally believed that this was the bride sacrificed to him by the human race.
To express his gratitude, Ao Che went to a nearby place to catch some rain.
Fisherman at the seaside: Oops, it's so annoying. It suddenly rained heavily and I can't go to sea anymore.
After Ao Che thanked the human race, he wanted to lay eggs with his bride.
Jiang Xuexun (screaming): Monster! Don't come over here!
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As her memory recovered, Jiang Xuexun became increasingly guilty because she frequently dreamed of stabbing Ao Che through with her sword. Blood gushed out, dyeing the entire sea area red.
Jiang Xuexun: Ah... I can't be such a cruel and ungrateful person. There must be something wrong with my memory!
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Let me finish my final article:
Farming in ancient times: After my family traveled through time, my father counterattacked and became the chief assistant
Xian Xia Eats Melon: Became the Strongest Melon King after Time Travel
Nowadays, I wear the book: I was so happy after dressing up as a vicious female supporting character
Era Farming: My rebirth has something to do with you
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